Can't Wait To Be King

New Birth! Ya'll must be retarded. Did you really? Oh no no no no noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Jesus is not pleased and neither am I! How are you crowning this man king when he wants you to believe that this abandoned birds nest on his head is REALLY his hair!!! I want EVERYBODY to read the following words OUT LOUD!!!::

Dear Lord,
I come to you as humbly as I know how, thanking you for my common sense. Lord right now I want to ask you to please strike some sense into the "touched" members of New Birth Baptist in Atlanta Georgia. Lord I also want to ask you to get and KEEP Marlo Hampton off my T.V. screen because her gold digging ways are just as scary as Eddie Long's Lacefront. In the MIGHTY name on the Lord Jesus christ I pray...


AMEN, AMEN AND AMEN


And THAT is the end of this post because Jesus is WEEPING due to his constant laughter at Bishop Lacefront Long

Hoes Be Losing

Ladies look at the above picture. Does this look familiar? I got this picture from an account on Urban Chat. As I was reading some comments on a post I saw a comment from her speaking on Amber Rose. Her comment read "Loaded... Bald Headed Gold Digger Hoe Puhleeeeze." Now usually I would laugh about it, but for you to be on a website that has members that are under 16 and you're busting it wide open what does that say about you? Now we see this every day online, but what we hear from these women is so much worse. They call every woman with a pretty picture or some what of a hoe a past, but lets be honest, their a bigger hoe then she is (Shantis Thompson for example). I love those women who judge people and don't want to be called a hoe themselves. Charlemagne said it best "Hoes don't tell... SLUTS DO!" Now I won't make this a long post, but I will say this. If you are calling the next girl a hoe... Look at the pictures on your social network and ask yourself if you're any better.

Love & Hip Hop: Is It Worth It?

This season of Love and Hip Hop has come to a close and it's a really fucked up thing when eight women have grown to hate each other so much that they couldn't stomach being in the same room together. So I must ask, is the check REALLY more important then building a bond with women who are in one way or another in the same boat as you? Lets get started with the break-down.

Olivia V.S. Chrissy


Lets get ONE thing straight... Olivia did NOTHING wrong for Chrissy to pretty much dog walk her. Olivia did what all friends do, she played the middle but didn't talk about one in front of the other. Instead she said they were BOTH being childish. Chrissy is almost forty-three years old, Yandy is in her later twenties (maybe early thirties)... What grown woman starts something over something minor? Now when Yandy did that dance and gave her that book any mature person would have calmly said "Yandy, there is alot about this situation that you're just not up on. I know you're trying to help with the book and I know you were just having fun in the club that night, but I need YOU to understand that it bothered me and I'd really like an apology." Chrissy took one statement and made six problems out of ONE. Olivia is good friends with Yandy so why should Olivia have to be wrong for saying "I'm not choosing sides in this bullshit"? Olivia you may not be my favorite person in the world due to your constant hating on Somaya but you aren't a BAD PERSON or a BAD FRIEND. You're a good person and you're clearly a good friend. Chrissy has tried for two seasons to control who you're friends with, whose side you should choose. Its good to see you have a back bone.


Kimbella V.S. Chrissy


This was the very FIRST beef of the season and we'll never forget it. The issue that I think alot of people had is with the fact that Chrissy didn't let Emily speak for herself. Instead of letting Emily the weakling speak for herself Chrissy decided to be the classless hoodrat she was, is and will always be. I want to go ahead and reiterate that Chrissy is FORTY-THREE YEARS OLD. Not twenty-one, not eighteen... FORTY-THREE!!! What grown woman fights someone over something like that. Kimbella made it clear in episode one that she had no intention of hurting Emily any further, BUT if she was going to be running in the same circle with this woman she should know that she slept with him so she didn't find out from somewhere else. Granite she did it in the wrong PLACE she wasn't WRONG for wanting to be honest. Chrissy decided to beef with this girl for half a season and then wanted to be "Cordial" with her. Kimbella apologized for six episodes BEFORE Chrissy decided to let it go... but its CHRISSY'S fault that they had beef. USE YOUR WORDS CHRISSY, AND DO IT LIKE THE LADY YOU CLAIM TO BE.


Kimbella V.S. Erica


When you are 5'6 120 pounds, it's probably not the best idea to start beef with somebody that is alot thicker then you. Now, we all realize that Erica came on the show simply to start drama so she could get a permanent spot and that is very clear to us, but Erica's beef with Kim is completely random. So clearly this one will be shorter then the others. Erica was dead wrong, and she just screwed up her own "Career".

Chrissy V.S. Yandy


Chrissy Chrissy Chrissy... Why does most of the beef on this show revolve around you? You have the most drama that I have ever seen and to make matters worse YOU start the issues!!! You're like the Jackie Christi of this show. If you don't stop making everything such a big deal you're going to get booted off the island. Now I will agree that Yandy may have over-stepped her bounds, but with that being said, If she over stepped her bounds its because YOU AND JIM ALLOWED IT! You can't get mad at her for wanting to help you and Nancy get along for Jim's sake, as a FRIEND you should have taken that in stride and thanked her for wanting to help. If it offended you YOU should have been woman enough to say right then and there "Yandy I know you're trying to help, and I appreciate you for it, but maybe you should just play it safe and not get involved." Instead you had JIM call her and address it. Yandy may have spoken out of line with her email, but if she did its because JIM ALLOWED IT! Chrissy you are delusional if you honestly think that Yandy is at fault. No darling it is YOUR fault for not speaking up right then in a mature enough manner. Instead you want to fight people when you could have just SAID what the problem was. You are a kept bitch who hides behind a whack rapper with a black card. Now, Chrissy made a statement that Yandy traded in her managerial hat for reality t.v. That may be true, but JUST because Yandy isn't managing Jim doesn't mean shes not managing SOMEONE. Unlike you, Yandy has more then a reality t.v. check and a man thats providing FOR her. Hows that installment plan going for you?

Somaya Steers Clear

You know, its funny. First season Somaya was "The bad guy" and the fans hated her. This season, people have warmed up to her. It may be because Somaya stayed away from the drama. Somaya was too busy letting go of dead weight and getting money to get involved with the bullshit. I can honestly take off my hate to this lovely Salvadorian boss lady. She showed people that her grind was more important to her then ratings. Mona Scott showed every ounce of drama that she possibly could and Somaya wasn't having it. Now on the reality check Somaya slipped up and called Mona a "Bitch". Mona got offended, but in her heart, Somaya had a reason to call it like she felt it. Somaya was cut out of alot of the show and alot of people wanted to know why. Mona wanted her to beef of the drama while we the people wanted to see the grind and hustle that Somaya is so well known for. While Chrissy was sucker punching, Olivia was struggling trying to open up, Emily was still crying over Fab, Kimbella was being hated for no reason, and Yandy was beefing over bullshit Somaya was writing, performing, recording and working with well known producers and artists. So why not show that? Because beef gets views and when there are lots of views ratings go through the roof. I salute you Somaya. You stood your ground and thats a beautiful thing.

Olivia Who?: @Somaya_Reece Ready For A Takeover

 Somaya! You better WORK!!! Now, While there is no "BEEF" between the two, there is some very obvious competition between Olivia and Somaya. Why you ask? Well for starters, Somaya went with a smarter option and got herself an investor. Now with the investor Somaya will make more money and KEEP more money. Olivia on the other hand is still shopping for a deal that is most likely not going to come through. Rich Dollaz sees the problem and while he and others have TOLD Olivia WHY labels won't touch her... this ditzy broad still isn't getting it. Now I'd be remiss if I said that Olivia doesn't deserve some sort of credit. December was a pretty song, Walk away is a pretty song... but no matter how PRETTY a song is... the PEOPLE ain't fucking with you. Somaya on the other hand? The people are DEFINITELY warming up to Somaya. She recently dropped "Get Money" featuring Young Money's very own Jae Millz. The song is dope and I'm sure all the kids will vogue their little hearts out... HIT EM WITH A DEATH DROP BABIES!!! With a line of tequila in the works, her Mixtape "Blurr The Lines" Dropping, and another season of "Love & Hip Hop" in the works... La Jefa is taking over and leaving certain haters behind (Olivia is pretty much the only person saying Somaya sucks at this point). I salute the fuck outta Somaya for coming up the way she has over the past few years. Now that girl has a drive out of this GALAXY!

Loaded Like Marilyn Monroe: @NICKIMINAJ & @DAREALAMBERROSE Drop New Songs

Sooooooooooooo! The very gorgeous Amber Rose and the very Generic Nicki Minaj both have new songs out. I'm impressed by both of them. WAIT! I know I don't really rock with Nicki (Especially after Roman in Moscow and Stupid Hoe) BUT Marilyn Monroe is a nice song! She has a really cute voice and maybe JUST MAYBE if she gave the world more songs like this we'd take her seriously. Song like Stupid Hoe don't do anything but make her and sadly her millions of stans look like... well, Stupid Hoes. Its a sad day when the only thing a female artist can talk about is her pussy her tits and her millions of Louboutin's. Nicki has the platform to speak to an entire generation of lost little girls and the first thing she does is make a fool out of herself and the fans that listen to and sing her music. Kudos to Nicki for having more to say with this song. I'm proud of her.

Now as I sit and Listen to this new Amber track... I must say, its like Ke$ha and LMFAO had a baby and THIS was created. In other words... I LOVE IT!!! Amber says If you need someone to spot you? SHE GOT YOU! Yes Bitch! You better work. Now alot of people don't like Amber's music. Me personally I think its hot for someone whose just doing it for fun. Now I love my Atlanta artist's and God knows CoCo Kiss is the sweetest person in the world... but compared to CoCo and her 4'9 baby voice... Amber's voice is a breath of fresh air. Shes Gorgeous and she knows what it takes to make a hot song!!! I don't know about you but... I wanna be like Amber when I grow up! Mmmmhmmmm, she has the formula for a dope song and dammit I want it!

Perception is EVERYTHING: Why We Don't Fuck With @Erica_Mena

So from the picutres Erica looks like your average glamour model. Pretty hair, Full lips, Nicely proportioned. On the other hand, Erica is your everyday average video hoe who lucked up and got a semi-famous baby daddy (Terror Squad hasn't been relevant since 2005) so it is no surprise that none of us knew who she was until "Love & Hip Hop". I ran across a blog post from a few weeks ago and decided to look into it... and it looks as though the self righteous coked up stick figure with 2 air bags for boobs has got some skeletons of her own. Lets start with Prodigy's book and how he directly mentions Miss Erica as his boy Havock's "Old Girl" ... In other words Havock was slangin and bangin Erica. Now Havock says While in VIP at a party he spotted Erica. When she came to VIP he got a little handsie with her, slipped his hand up her skirt and started finger fucking her in front of the entire vip section. She would have fucked Havock had Prodigy not cock blocked the fuck out of him. Now, it is also alleged that Erica was Fabolous' main jump off in 2004 when he dropped the "breathe" video. So let me get this straight... Not only were you a star fucker, you were somebody's clean up woman and you have a NERVE, the unmitigated gall to talk down on Kimbella?

Alright people, lets get into the allegations that Kimbella made. Alot of you remember Kimbella calling Erica a crack hoe. Well it could possibly be due to Erica's former occupation... a stripper at the Spearmint Rhino Adult Cabaret in Van Nuys California. Not only was Erica the biggest sack chaser in the club, she was giving blow jobs for $200. Don't get me wrong, there is absolutely nothing wrong with using what you got to get the rent and bills paid... but come on Erica. You called Kimbella a hoe and you're still hoein'. You have NO room to talk. I salute Somaya for what she said to you because its true. You been modeling and doing videos since you were 16 and still NOBODY KNOWS YOU!!! You're mad at Kimbella because you DIDN'T suck or fuck the right dick to get where you WANT to be. Its okay to be a little jealous... but Erica honey you're pressed, your mad and with that tired, through and delayed "I'm better then you" bit that you seem to love so much you'll be lucky if anybody will want to manage you. You're like Chrissy... You're bad for business and everybody knows it.

Roman Must Die: The Downfall of Nicki Minaj

Well it looks to me like Nicki is slowly but surely starting to lose her ground... I told you stans that you'd eventually get tired of her antics. Hell, Allegedly Birdman was so sick of it at one point he almost dropped her. With songs like "Stupid Hoe" and "Roman in Moscow" its a bet that Nicki is going to disappoint alot of her stans. Lets just be real people, Nicki can try as hard as possible, but she has reached her peak and shes going to see what its like to fall from grace. At this point you aren't annoying people anymore you're just hating yourself more and more everyday. Bitch you want me to believe that you're still running around screamin and twitchin like fuckin Cookie Monster on Coke cause you think it "annoys" your haters? News flash Nicki... Your biggest fans are gay boys, drag queens and bitches who think that being a "bad bitch" or a "barbie" is more important then paying their rent on time.  The rest of us, you know the ones that actually listen to REAL music, we don't give a fuck if you never drop another album again. Nicki is still trying to annoy her haters, shes doing the usual "come for people when they don't have a problem with me" bullshit, because we all know that if its not about Lil Kim Nicki wouldn't have shit to talk about. Shes been throwing shots since day one, kim spoke up, nicki shut up... kim stopped payin her any mind... Nicki starts throwin shots again. Nicki please do yourself a favor and just let it go while you still got a chance

One big Post... Full of Dumb Bitches

So I told you guys that as soon as shit hit the fan I'd post about it. So lets just cover everything shall we...

Bowwow Smashed Kim Kardashian?
... *Blank Stare* Okay that just isn't believable regardless how you put it. Why you ask? Bowwow got money and in a way he's still relevant, but Bowwow's money ain't long enough for Kim Kardashian to consider fuckin'. Bowwow thats not necessarily a bad thing because most of the men who smashed Kim Kardashian regret it. That inflatted ass ain't nothing but a next day regret to a nigga like you.


Evelyn and Jennifer Break-Up


... Look here you childish heffers, I know like hell it ain't that serious. Evelyn, I blame your smart uneducated no diploma havin' ass for fallin for her bullshit again. you admitted that you didn't have a strong enough foundation with her to even trust her with your deepest secrets but yet the bitch ran her mouth about you and your man and you let her back in. Jennifer! You'z a dumb bitch if I ever seen one! Ya'll forgive me for the bad grammer, but I don't really give two fucks right now. Jennifer, you're single, but nobody really gave a fuck about your crumbling relationship including your now ex-husband. You got 1 more year til you hit 40, you really need to stop it with the bitter bullshit. You may have more money then Mrs. Hozada-Ochocinco but for you to have a college degree you're dingy as fuck! Learn to keep your mouth shut and you might be able to keep some friends. P.S. Stop puttin NeNe Leaks into shit before she fuck around and beat on yo ass like a gotdamn cango drum.


Kimbella Vanderhee V.S. Erica Mena


On paper Kimbella and Erica are the exact same person. Both did music videos, they've both modeled and both have famous (or in Erica's Case formerly famous) Baby's Father's. Both Latina, Both very pretty. So what is Erica's issue? Three years ago Kimbella slept with Fabolous, well in 2004 Erica, who was doing videos at the time, lost her virginity to who else? Fabolous. Maybe thats where her animosity towards Kimbella comes from. But like most vixen's turned fashion models, Erica didn't realize that her dirty laundry would be aired out. Erica does the "Spearmint Rhino" ring a bell? No? Its the club you used to work in. You know... the club you were allegedly giving $200 blowjobs in to pay for your allegedly expensive coke habit? Who else has Kimbella be linked to? Yeah, thanks. And speaking of doing shit for free... ERICA, AIN'T YOU DOIN' LOVE AND HIP HOP FOR FREE? Don't say shit else about hoes doin shit for free because nobody knows who the fuck you are... Have a seat bitch.



AND THE WINNER IS????... KIMBELLA VANDERHEE

Mixtape Review: @ellevarner: Conversational Lush

Not only is she gorgeous she has a voice from the gods! This brown skinned beauty with vocals dripping with honey has made me give a second look to some of these singers out here today. I honestly love the mixtape and I pray to hear more from her. Who knows... maybe someday she'll be on my radio!


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Mixtape Review: @zHundred - Penetration

My big brother in music and former artist of the month... zHundred. Dominique Davis has proved that he has the talent to carry himself as an artist and I'm beyond proud. Now I've heard alot of these songs already (Half of em are in my itunes) but its good to see that he has enough material to release 5 or 6 mixtapes back to back and give us everything we need... I'm proud of you Z. I recommend that EVERYBODY get this mixtape... This the type of tape tht you can make love to, which is exactly what I'm going to do with this mixtape on valentines day.

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