The La'Rue Report

Can't Wait To Be King

2012-02-09T17:37:00.000-08:00

New Birth! Ya'll must be retarded. Did you really? Oh no no no no noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Jesus is not pleased and neither am I! How are you crowning this man king when he wants you to believe that this abandoned birds nest on his head is REALLY his hair!!! I want EVERYBODY to read the following words OUT LOUD!!!::

Dear Lord,
I come to you as humbly as I know how, thanking you for my common sense. Lord right now I want to ask you to please strike some sense into the "touched" members of New Birth Baptist in Atlanta Georgia. Lord I also want to ask you to get and KEEP Marlo Hampton off my T.V. screen because her gold digging ways are just as scary as Eddie Long's Lacefront. In the MIGHTY name on the Lord Jesus christ I pray...

AMEN, AMEN AND AMEN

And THAT is the end of this post because Jesus is WEEPING due to his constant laughter at Bishop Lacefront Long

Hoes Be Losing

2012-02-07T15:05:00.000-08:00

Ladies look at the above picture. Does this look familiar? I got this picture from an account on Urban Chat. As I was reading some comments on a post I saw a comment from her speaking on Amber Rose. Her comment read "Loaded... Bald Headed Gold Digger Hoe Puhleeeeze." Now usually I would laugh about it, but for you to be on a website that has members that are under 16 and you're busting it wide open what does that say about you? Now we see this every day online, but what we hear from these women is so much worse. They call every woman with a pretty picture or some what of a hoe a past, but lets be honest, their a bigger hoe then she is (Shantis Thompson for example). I love those women who judge people and don't want to be called a hoe themselves. Charlemagne said it best "Hoes don't tell... SLUTS DO!" Now I won't make this a long post, but I will say this. If you are calling the next girl a hoe... Look at the pictures on your social network and ask yourself if you're any better.

Love & Hip Hop: Is It Worth It?

2012-02-07T13:30:00.000-08:00

This season of Love and Hip Hop has come to a close and it's a really fucked up thing when eight women have grown to hate each other so much that they couldn't stomach being in the same room together. So I must ask, is the check REALLY more important then building a bond with women who are in one way or another in the same boat as you? Lets get started with the break-down.

Olivia V.S. Chrissy

Lets get ONE thing straight... Olivia did NOTHING wrong for Chrissy to pretty much dog walk her. Olivia did what all friends do, she played the middle but didn't talk about one in front of the other. Instead she said they were BOTH being childish. Chrissy is almost forty-three years old, Yandy is in her later twenties (maybe early thirties)... What grown woman starts something over something minor? Now when Yandy did that dance and gave her that book any mature person would have calmly said "Yandy, there is alot about this situation that you're just not up on. I know you're trying to help with the book and I know you were just having fun in the club that night, but I need YOU to understand that it bothered me and I'd really like an apology." Chrissy took one statement and made six problems out of ONE. Olivia is good friends with Yandy so why should Olivia have to be wrong for saying "I'm not choosing sides in this bullshit"? Olivia you may not be my favorite person in the world due to your constant hating on Somaya but you aren't a BAD PERSON or a BAD FRIEND. You're a good person and you're clearly a good friend. Chrissy has tried for two seasons to control who you're friends with, whose side you should choose. Its good to see you have a back bone.

Kimbella V.S. Chrissy

This was the very FIRST beef of the season and we'll never forget it. The issue that I think alot of people had is with the fact that Chrissy didn't let Emily speak for herself. Instead of letting Emily the weakling speak for herself Chrissy decided to be the classless hoodrat she was, is and will always be. I want to go ahead and reiterate that Chrissy is FORTY-THREE YEARS OLD. Not twenty-one, not eighteen... FORTY-THREE!!! What grown woman fights someone over something like that. Kimbella made it clear in episode one that she had no intention of hurting Emily any further, BUT if she was going to be running in the same circle with this woman she should know that she slept with him so she didn't find out from somewhere else. Granite she did it in the wrong PLACE she wasn't WRONG for wanting to be honest. Chrissy decided to beef with this girl for half a season and then wanted to be "Cordial" with her. Kimbella apologized for six episodes BEFORE Chrissy decided to let it go... but its CHRISSY'S fault that they had beef. USE YOUR WORDS CHRISSY, AND DO IT LIKE THE LADY YOU CLAIM TO BE.

Kimbella V.S. Erica

When you are 5'6 120 pounds, it's probably not the best idea to start beef with somebody that is alot thicker then you. Now, we all realize that Erica came on the show simply to start drama so she could get a permanent spot and that is very clear to us, but Erica's beef with Kim is completely random. So clearly this one will be shorter then the others. Erica was dead wrong, and she just screwed up her own "Career".

Chrissy V.S. Yandy

Chrissy Chrissy Chrissy... Why does most of the beef on this show revolve around you? You have the most drama that I have ever seen and to make matters worse YOU start the issues!!! You're like the Jackie Christi of this show. If you don't stop making everything such a big deal you're going to get booted off the island. Now I will agree that Yandy may have over-stepped her bounds, but with that being said, If she over stepped her bounds its because YOU AND JIM ALLOWED IT! You can't get mad at her for wanting to help you and Nancy get along for Jim's sake, as a FRIEND you should have taken that in stride and thanked her for wanting to help. If it offended you YOU should have been woman enough to say right then and there "Yandy I know you're trying to help, and I appreciate you for it, but maybe you should just play it safe and not get involved." Instead you had JIM call her and address it. Yandy may have spoken out of line with her email, but if she did its because JIM ALLOWED IT! Chrissy you are delusional if you honestly think that Yandy is at fault. No darling it is YOUR fault for not speaking up right then in a mature enough manner. Instead you want to fight people when you could have just SAID what the problem was. You are a kept bitch who hides behind a whack rapper with a black card. Now, Chrissy made a statement that Yandy traded in her managerial hat for reality t.v. That may be true, but JUST because Yandy isn't managing Jim doesn't mean shes not managing SOMEONE. Unlike you, Yandy has more then a reality t.v. check and a man thats providing FOR her. Hows that installment plan going for you?

Somaya Steers Clear

You know, its funny. First season Somaya was "The bad guy" and the fans hated her. This season, people have warmed up to her. It may be because Somaya stayed away from the drama. Somaya was too busy letting go of dead weight and getting money to get involved with the bullshit. I can honestly take off my hate to this lovely Salvadorian boss lady. She showed people that her grind was more important to her then ratings. Mona Scott showed every ounce of drama that she possibly could and Somaya wasn't having it. Now on the reality check Somaya slipped up and called Mona a "Bitch". Mona got offended, but in her heart, Somaya had a reason to call it like she felt it. Somaya was cut out of alot of the show and alot of people wanted to know why. Mona wanted her to beef of the drama while we the people wanted to see the grind and hustle that Somaya is so well known for. While Chrissy was sucker punching, Olivia was struggling trying to open up, Emily was still crying over Fab, Kimbella was being hated for no reason, and Yandy was beefing over bullshit Somaya was writing, performing, recording and working with well known producers and artists. So why not show that? Because beef gets views and when there are lots of views ratings go through the roof. I salute you Somaya. You stood your ground and thats a beautiful thing.

Olivia Who?: @Somaya_Reece Ready For A Takeover

2012-02-05T19:39:00.000-08:00

Somaya! You better WORK!!! Now, While there is no "BEEF" between the two, there is some very obvious competition between Olivia and Somaya. Why you ask? Well for starters, Somaya went with a smarter option and got herself an investor. Now with the investor Somaya will make more money and KEEP more money. Olivia on the other hand is still shopping for a deal that is most likely not going to come through. Rich Dollaz sees the problem and while he and others have TOLD Olivia WHY labels won't touch her... this ditzy broad still isn't getting it. Now I'd be remiss if I said that Olivia doesn't deserve some sort of credit. December was a pretty song, Walk away is a pretty song... but no matter how PRETTY a song is... the PEOPLE ain't fucking with you. Somaya on the other hand? The people are DEFINITELY warming up to Somaya. She recently dropped "Get Money" featuring Young Money's very own Jae Millz. The song is dope and I'm sure all the kids will vogue their little hearts out... HIT EM WITH A DEATH DROP BABIES!!! With a line of tequila in the works, her Mixtape "Blurr The Lines" Dropping, and another season of "Love & Hip Hop" in the works... La Jefa is taking over and leaving certain haters behind (Olivia is pretty much the only person saying Somaya sucks at this point). I salute the fuck outta Somaya for coming up the way she has over the past few years. Now that girl has a drive out of this GALAXY!

Loaded Like Marilyn Monroe: @NICKIMINAJ & @DAREALAMBERROSE Drop New Songs

2012-02-05T19:21:00.000-08:00

Sooooooooooooo! The very gorgeous Amber Rose and the very Generic Nicki Minaj both have new songs out. I'm impressed by both of them. WAIT! I know I don't really rock with Nicki (Especially after Roman in Moscow and Stupid Hoe) BUT Marilyn Monroe is a nice song! She has a really cute voice and maybe JUST MAYBE if she gave the world more songs like this we'd take her seriously. Song like Stupid Hoe don't do anything but make her and sadly her millions of stans look like... well, Stupid Hoes. Its a sad day when the only thing a female artist can talk about is her pussy her tits and her millions of Louboutin's. Nicki has the platform to speak to an entire generation of lost little girls and the first thing she does is make a fool out of herself and the fans that listen to and sing her music. Kudos to Nicki for having more to say with this song. I'm proud of her.

Now as I sit and Listen to this new Amber track... I must say, its like Ke$ha and LMFAO had a baby and THIS was created. In other words... I LOVE IT!!! Amber says If you need someone to spot you? SHE GOT YOU! Yes Bitch! You better work. Now alot of people don't like Amber's music. Me personally I think its hot for someone whose just doing it for fun. Now I love my Atlanta artist's and God knows CoCo Kiss is the sweetest person in the world... but compared to CoCo and her 4'9 baby voice... Amber's voice is a breath of fresh air. Shes Gorgeous and she knows what it takes to make a hot song!!! I don't know about you but... I wanna be like Amber when I grow up! Mmmmhmmmm, she has the formula for a dope song and dammit I want it!

Perception is EVERYTHING: Why We Don't Fuck With @Erica_Mena

2012-02-03T15:06:00.000-08:00

So from the picutres Erica looks like your average glamour model. Pretty hair, Full lips, Nicely proportioned. On the other hand, Erica is your everyday average video hoe who lucked up and got a semi-famous baby daddy (Terror Squad hasn't been relevant since 2005) so it is no surprise that none of us knew who she was until "Love & Hip Hop". I ran across a blog post from a few weeks ago and decided to look into it... and it looks as though the self righteous coked up stick figure with 2 air bags for boobs has got some skeletons of her own. Lets start with Prodigy's book and how he directly mentions Miss Erica as his boy Havock's "Old Girl" ... In other words Havock was slangin and bangin Erica. Now Havock says While in VIP at a party he spotted Erica. When she came to VIP he got a little handsie with her, slipped his hand up her skirt and started finger fucking her in front of the entire vip section. She would have fucked Havock had Prodigy not cock blocked the fuck out of him. Now, it is also alleged that Erica was Fabolous' main jump off in 2004 when he dropped the "breathe" video. So let me get this straight... Not only were you a star fucker, you were somebody's clean up woman and you have a NERVE, the unmitigated gall to talk down on Kimbella?

Alright people, lets get into the allegations that Kimbella made. Alot of you remember Kimbella calling Erica a crack hoe. Well it could possibly be due to Erica's former occupation... a stripper at the Spearmint Rhino Adult Cabaret in Van Nuys California. Not only was Erica the biggest sack chaser in the club, she was giving blow jobs for $200. Don't get me wrong, there is absolutely nothing wrong with using what you got to get the rent and bills paid... but come on Erica. You called Kimbella a hoe and you're still hoein'. You have NO room to talk. I salute Somaya for what she said to you because its true. You been modeling and doing videos since you were 16 and still NOBODY KNOWS YOU!!! You're mad at Kimbella because you DIDN'T suck or fuck the right dick to get where you WANT to be. Its okay to be a little jealous... but Erica honey you're pressed, your mad and with that tired, through and delayed "I'm better then you" bit that you seem to love so much you'll be lucky if anybody will want to manage you. You're like Chrissy... You're bad for business and everybody knows it.

Roman Must Die: The Downfall of Nicki Minaj

2012-01-29T17:24:00.000-08:00

Well it looks to me like Nicki is slowly but surely starting to lose her ground... I told you stans that you'd eventually get tired of her antics. Hell, Allegedly Birdman was so sick of it at one point he almost dropped her. With songs like "Stupid Hoe" and "Roman in Moscow" its a bet that Nicki is going to disappoint alot of her stans. Lets just be real people, Nicki can try as hard as possible, but she has reached her peak and shes going to see what its like to fall from grace. At this point you aren't annoying people anymore you're just hating yourself more and more everyday. Bitch you want me to believe that you're still running around screamin and twitchin like fuckin Cookie Monster on Coke cause you think it "annoys" your haters? News flash Nicki... Your biggest fans are gay boys, drag queens and bitches who think that being a "bad bitch" or a "barbie" is more important then paying their rent on time. The rest of us, you know the ones that actually listen to REAL music, we don't give a fuck if you never drop another album again. Nicki is still trying to annoy her haters, shes doing the usual "come for people when they don't have a problem with me" bullshit, because we all know that if its not about Lil Kim Nicki wouldn't have shit to talk about. Shes been throwing shots since day one, kim spoke up, nicki shut up... kim stopped payin her any mind... Nicki starts throwin shots again. Nicki please do yourself a favor and just let it go while you still got a chance

One big Post... Full of Dumb Bitches

2012-01-28T19:35:00.000-08:00

So I told you guys that as soon as shit hit the fan I'd post about it. So lets just cover everything shall we...

Bowwow Smashed Kim Kardashian?
... *Blank Stare* Okay that just isn't believable regardless how you put it. Why you ask? Bowwow got money and in a way he's still relevant, but Bowwow's money ain't long enough for Kim Kardashian to consider fuckin'. Bowwow thats not necessarily a bad thing because most of the men who smashed Kim Kardashian regret it. That inflatted ass ain't nothing but a next day regret to a nigga like you.

Evelyn and Jennifer Break-Up

... Look here you childish heffers, I know like hell it ain't that serious. Evelyn, I blame your smart uneducated no diploma havin' ass for fallin for her bullshit again. you admitted that you didn't have a strong enough foundation with her to even trust her with your deepest secrets but yet the bitch ran her mouth about you and your man and you let her back in. Jennifer! You'z a dumb bitch if I ever seen one! Ya'll forgive me for the bad grammer, but I don't really give two fucks right now. Jennifer, you're single, but nobody really gave a fuck about your crumbling relationship including your now ex-husband. You got 1 more year til you hit 40, you really need to stop it with the bitter bullshit. You may have more money then Mrs. Hozada-Ochocinco but for you to have a college degree you're dingy as fuck! Learn to keep your mouth shut and you might be able to keep some friends. P.S. Stop puttin NeNe Leaks into shit before she fuck around and beat on yo ass like a gotdamn cango drum.

Kimbella Vanderhee V.S. Erica Mena

On paper Kimbella and Erica are the exact same person. Both did music videos, they've both modeled and both have famous (or in Erica's Case formerly famous) Baby's Father's. Both Latina, Both very pretty. So what is Erica's issue? Three years ago Kimbella slept with Fabolous, well in 2004 Erica, who was doing videos at the time, lost her virginity to who else? Fabolous. Maybe thats where her animosity towards Kimbella comes from. But like most vixen's turned fashion models, Erica didn't realize that her dirty laundry would be aired out. Erica does the "Spearmint Rhino" ring a bell? No? Its the club you used to work in. You know... the club you were allegedly giving $200 blowjobs in to pay for your allegedly expensive coke habit? Who else has Kimbella be linked to? Yeah, thanks. And speaking of doing shit for free... ERICA, AIN'T YOU DOIN' LOVE AND HIP HOP FOR FREE? Don't say shit else about hoes doin shit for free because nobody knows who the fuck you are... Have a seat bitch.

AND THE WINNER IS????... KIMBELLA VANDERHEE

Mixtape Review: @ellevarner: Conversational Lush

2012-01-28T18:56:00.000-08:00

Not only is she gorgeous she has a voice from the gods! This brown skinned beauty with vocals dripping with honey has made me give a second look to some of these singers out here today. I honestly love the mixtape and I pray to hear more from her. Who knows... maybe someday she'll be on my radio!

Warning: Contents are BEYOND dope Download at Your own risk

Mixtape Review: @zHundred - Penetration

2012-01-28T18:47:00.000-08:00

My big brother in music and former artist of the month... zHundred. Dominique Davis has proved that he has the talent to carry himself as an artist and I'm beyond proud. Now I've heard alot of these songs already (Half of em are in my itunes) but its good to see that he has enough material to release 5 or 6 mixtapes back to back and give us everything we need... I'm proud of you Z. I recommend that EVERYBODY get this mixtape... This the type of tape tht you can make love to, which is exactly what I'm going to do with this mixtape on valentines day.

DOWNLOAD NOOOOOOOOOW!

Love Always

2012-01-07T18:05:00.000-08:00

Dear People...
I have to say goodbye for a while... Due to the planning of my wedding and my surprising yet joyus pregnancy. I thank ya'll for fuckin with me for this long but seeing as how Im going to be sleeping, eating and hormones shall be raging... I can't do too much blogging. But don't worry... If shit hits the fan I'll be back to give you what you need.

Love Always,
Seiko The Trouble Maker

Under Construction

2011-11-07T16:01:00.000-08:00

ALL MY LOVE CHUNKS! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SUPPORTING SPEAK SEIKO. UNFORTUNATELY I'M NOT ABLE TO POST BUT I WILL SAY THIS MUCH... I LOVE YOU ALL FOR THE SUPPORT AND I'LL BE BACK SOONER THEN YOU THINK. MWWWWWWWWWWWAH! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!

Look Ma!!! No Pants?

2011-10-21T10:53:00.000-07:00

There is a new trend among Hollywood folk... No pants! Yeeeeeeeeeah thats right people no pants!!! Now this trend all started in 2008 when Lady Gaga walked her tiny rump around London... and apparently America in nothing more then a onesie. The trend continued with Beyonce wearing nothing but onesies in all her videos and of course on stage. It trickled down to the rap world when Trina started wearing onesies for all her shows. Now... Christina Aguilera has started a trend... No pants AT ALL! oooooh I love it X-Tina!!! the leather jacket, the trucker hat, those damn hooker heels! You give me famous street walker and I LOVE IT! Now alot of you may say Christina is Fat now, but if you ask me? She looks just fine. Thats what real women are suppose to look like. Kinda like when Aubrey O'Day gained 100 pounds and everybody called her fat. I like the new chunky X-Tina... Look at those legs in those Christian Louboutin hooker heels! Tell me you don't want to take a bite out of her! Mhmm bitch! You better work.

Miguel Says He's NOT Gay

2011-10-21T10:35:00.000-07:00

So Miguel has come out on twitter with the following tweet to shut down all gay rumors... Heres what he had to say

Shout out to bossip for the screenshot of the tweet. Now Let me go ahead and say what everybody is thinking... Miguel is sweeter then McDonalds ice tea to a hooker on a hot sunday in july and he's fooling ANYBODY if he says different! Honestly miguel is not that attractive and his music is Mediocre at best. He can't dance and that hair says "I go to gay clubs every saturday" Miguel needs to stop playing house and come out that tight ass closet... Must I direct him to Tomboy's "Its Okay To Be Gay" Video? Now I know somebody is going to say "Seiko you got to stop being so mean!" **coughcoughnovelistthekingpencoughcough** but its just time to be honest with ourselves in 2011. If you're gay BE PROUD of who you are, but don't try to blame the gay rumors on "ugly bitches" who are mad that you won't get at them. Miguel is a second rate R&B singer. Bitches are not trying to fuck Miguel! Hell Chris Brown hasn't been legal fr 5 years yet and hes still bagging bitches. All Trey Songz has to do is take his shirt off and he can pick 5 bitches out of a crowd. Don't get me wrong, people like his music, but Nobody is believing for a second with that failed El Debarge hair that he's straight! Straight men don't have to defend themselves against gay rumors because their confident enough in their man hood to not give a fuck what people say. But hey, maybe its just me...

@ChrisBrown Makes Niggas in Paris Shit Bricks

2011-10-20T14:23:00.000-07:00

Everybody is doing a "Niggas In Paris" remix... but for an R&B singer? Breezy did it best. He came in smooth, snapped, and then went all Teenage Wolf on us. I have to say as a rapper I'm prouder then I've ever been. First there was Ne-Yo who came and spit over the "A Milli" beat, then Breezy came out and made every Nigga In Paris shit BRICKS. Hell, he made ME shit bricks and I didn't even know it was possible for Breezy to make that happen! All in all Breezy is really coming into his own as an R&B singer and hes kicking down doors as a rapper. SALUTE BREEZY!

@Rihanna - We Found Love... and Lots of Drugs

2011-10-20T11:15:00.000-07:00

As much as many of you want me to say it... I can't say it! I just can't say it! I LOVE THE VIDEO! All the drugs, sex and fist pumping... OH DEAR GOD MAKE IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!! Its like theres a funkadelic glitch in the matrix and I don't wanna get out! Put me back Rihanna... I wanna go back to that happy place I was in while watchin this video... Can you make it happen in your next video? I'll love you even after death if you do!

@Somaya_Reece Still Fit and Lovely

2011-10-20T10:37:00.000-07:00

MTO posted a story about my big sister La Jefa! Well Jefe de poco Miss Seiko wants to go ahead and shut down that rumor... DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHE GAINED 100 POUNDS??? I didn't muthafuckin think so!!! Take a seat MTO!

Janye-Z Reunite With The King for "Niggas In Paris" Remix

2011-10-16T11:54:00.000-07:00

Really? Really? the song was pretty straight before... But TIP made it so much better. TIP came out less then a month ago and he already has 12 remixes done! He missed the both and to a certain extent? we missed Clifford the lil red Yorkie too... Its good to have him back

A Narcissist Paradise: The Story Of Beyaki and Her Folding Fetus

2011-10-16T11:41:00.000-07:00

I know what is about to happen. I'm going to get tweets out the ass saying "oh my god! It was just the dress!" but lets be completely honest... the dress was not that loose. The situation we have here is that of a Narcissist who clearly thinks the world is THAT stupid. Beyaki may very well be pregnant BUT if she is not this is a very sick and twisted way to get attention. Many of her fans have asked why she would lie about something so serious, well in the mind of a narcissist YOU (the stans) are too stupid to realize its all a hoax and you are going to continue to spend money on her music. Due to her now lack luster career (and NO her album has not gon platinum in the U.S. and this IS her biggest market), the fact that she has been caught stealing other peoples material from over seas, and announcing her pregnancy when she is such a "PRIVATE" person it is safe to say that something just isn't right. Beyaki has done more interviews in the past month about this pregnancy then she ever has about her relationship with her husband. If you're too busy focused on her pregnancy it'll take attention away from her flopping album. How many interviews did Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Hudson, Mariah Carey and Alicia Keys do while they were pregnant? Hell Fantasia came out about her pregnancy 2 months ago and she STILL hasn't really said anything about her pregnancy because with an announcement like that comes the paparazzi and with paparazzi comes stress which in turn affects the baby. Some of you are angry that us bloggers for speaking the truth but if Beyaki was really that concerned about a healthy happy baby she wouldn't have subjected herself to all the drama and stress that comes along with publicly announcing you're pregnant. Even if she wanted to put aside her Narcissistic ways and admit she is wearing a prosthetic baby bump she couldn't. This whole story has taken a life of its own and the way me and the rest of the blog world see it, this whole pregnancy has taken a turn for the worse. now YOU can be mad about it, You can go ahead and leave a comment (Use your twitter to log in wit disqus) but until I see a baby with Beyaki's eyes and Jay-Z's lips... I'm not buying it. If that baby bump is real... I got a bridge to sell for the low if you're trying to buy it.

Thick White Girl Going IN to @IAmTravisPorter - AYY LADIES

2011-10-10T15:06:00.000-07:00

From naked girls on stage at their club shows to naked girls on their tour bus... We might as well go ahead and say that Travis Porter is the 2 Live Crew of our generation. With songs like "Cake" and "Make It Rain", a grade A strippers anthem, Its clear that Travis Porter has this market cornered. Now for all of you jealous black bitches that claim white girls can NEVER be as bad as us... Somebody told you a LIE. This thick young white girl throw on her little pantie draws and twerked like nobody's business... I'm going to assume shes a stripper because clearly shes had practice! I can't even hate... She did her thing! And she was naturally thick. I'm going to shut up and let YOU GUYS be the judge of this one.

My sentiments exxxxxxxactly!

Watch This: @KidFury Giving LIFE and Death

2011-10-09T19:56:00.001-07:00

As many of you may know I am a HUGE fan of Kid Fury, the above GIF should tell you why. Well if you've seen his video on Kat Stacks (Which is how I found out about him) then you know that Fury is without doubt the funniest blogger in the Miami area. If you have yet to get your life... and your death then here is his newest video... In which he goes in on the Basketball Jumpoffs of LA. Oh yeah! make sure to check out his blog!!! Kid-Fury.com and His twin Freshalina The Magnificent Crunk & Disorderly

Take it away Fury!!!

@iamtravisporter - Differenter 3 (Road Trips and Big Tits)

2011-10-09T19:47:00.000-07:00

-sighs and sips tea- Its not a bad mixtape... but lets be honest, You NEVER hear a whole Travis Porter mixtape that you can actually say "That whole mixtape went hard." and its NOT that they are not good artists, but sometimes a good artists has to admit their biggest flaw... that they are SINGLE artists. Travis Porter could bank up off singles alone. The mixtapes are just free music for the fans but they could honestly build a career based off their singles. Their mixtapes are nothing but Filler songs. But there are atleast 5 stand out songs on this mixtape and thats better then we can say for some artists. Heres the link for those of you that LOVE them Travis Porter boys

Download Now

@YoungKingPen Birthday Bash

2011-10-09T19:36:00.000-07:00

Attention Raleigh!!! Novelist the King Pen's Birthday bash is THIS FRIDAY at Club LeNiche!!! Hosted by Kendra James of the bad girls club! S.O. Pretty Status Models and King Pen Kuties will be in the building. EVERYBODY FREE TIL 12, $5 DRINKS, AND ONE BIG ROOM FULL OF BAD BITCHES!!! 3923 New Bern Ave. You DON'T wanna miss this shit.

@Yelawolf Delays Album

2011-10-09T18:34:00.000-07:00

Thats right people! Yelawolf has delayed his album, but only for a few weeks. The Alabama native put off releasing the album because, it just isn't quiet finished yet. He has a few add ons and of course an artist is sensitive about their shit, so its understandable why he pushed the release date back from October 25th to November 21st. As long as the album is dope... I don't care when he drops it.

Beyonce Prepares to Release "Love On Top" Video

2011-10-09T18:17:00.000-07:00

An S. Carter and Leotard clad Honey Dipped Mother Creole is preparing to release her "Love On Top" video. Now its unclear if Beyonce was pregnant when she... Who the fuck am I kidding? BEYONCE, YOUR "STANS" MAY BE SLOW BUT I'M NOT! Now I see why she recorded a bulk of the videos for this album Immediately after it dropped... She wanted to get a majority of it done in the early months of her pregnancy before she started showing. Mother Creole had to be comfortable, because everybody knows Beyonce is not rehearsing, LET ALONE PERFORMING, in anything less then a pair of Louboutin hooker heels! The teaser seems really cute and I like it so far!

T.I Get it Together

2011-09-15T15:59:00.000-07:00

T.I. Just can't seem to stay out of jail. I don't feel like it was his fault this time. Tiny said it was someone's personal vendetta and I have to believe her. I mean honestly who gets out of jail and then has to go right back and they did nothing wrong? Clearly someone is in a tizzy. The charges weren't even that serious. Well it looks like Clifford is in a little bit of a blind. Oh well in isn't me so I'm not gonna worry myself too much about it. Wish you all the best, now keep your ass out of jail.

Thanks,

Management

@NickiMinaj Is Fashion???

2011-09-15T15:46:00.000-07:00

For what it is worth Nicki has her own style... I just don't know if that style is for everyone else. Who goes to fashion week looking like an idiot. Nicki fans need to get together. If you're going to look up to someone don't you think you should look up to someone who takes pride in the way they look? Say what you want but she is trying to pull off a look that's not hers. I wish someone would tell her what she looks like. For someone who was turning 30 years old it makes no sense for her to have so much influence and not use of the right way. Maybe if she was 16 or 17 years old I could understand the look, but I just don't get it any more. I guess I just look for adults to just like adults. But how do ya'll feel about it? You see all the pictures, all the negative press, and all the people pointing and laughing. I honestly don't feel like Nicki has any real friends (or fans) because if she did I'm pretty sure they'd tell her what she looked like.
IDK maybe it's just me.

Under Construction

2011-09-15T15:11:00.001-07:00

I'm about to add some new shit to the site. So what I need is for you guys to email all suggestions to seikomakingmoves@gmail.com or tweet me @WiddleMonstaMMI... This site is all about what you guys want so let me know what it is that YOU want. LOVE YOU GUYS BUNDLES FOR ALL THE LOVE YOU SHOW TO MY WIDDLE WIDDLE BLOG. MWAH! BE BACK WITH MORE SOON!

@MistahFab - Realest Shit I Neva Wrote 4 [Review]

2011-09-09T12:10:00.000-07:00

O_o WHAT IS IT WITH MY FAVORITE RAPPERS TODAY!!! Fab I expected soooo much more from you. Especially seeing as how you're suppose to be reviving the west! I mean Realest Shit I Never Wrote 3 was the SHIT! What happened Fab? I mean there were a couple of hot bars but this mixtape is seriously nothing to write home about... GET IT TOGETHER DAMMIT! Ya'll can listen to Mistah Fab ... Ima turn on "All 6's and 7's" until this shit is out of my head.

@1Future - True Story [Mixtape Review]

2011-09-09T11:57:00.000-07:00

O_o This sound JUST like yo last mixtape nigga. Now I don't know if I'm suppose to give credit where credit is due or if I should just tear into this nigga? ... Future this was real qute for you... but seriously where's the real mixtape? ... Wait you were SERIOUS about this mixtape? *Dead* Oh I can't laugh no more. I just can't! Atlanta you can have this mixtape... Ima go listen to some Tech N9ne or some Nation while ya'll listen to Future... *Dies slow* I'm not gon even do the usual big ass download link... FUTURE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TELL US A TRUE STORY... *falls into my grave* Oh I just can't right now!

A Music Industry Parody By Dania Ramirez and Mina Suvari

2011-09-05T07:49:00.000-07:00

I laughed from a nice DEEP place when I saw this! Dania played the ever so "Animated" and "Dope" Nicki Minaj, and Mina played everybody from Kim K to Lady Gaga! I will not lie to you, the outfit, the wig, and the entire video looked like they pulled the idea straight out of Nicki's litter box. The point of the parody, appropriately named "Ass and Titties", was to show that people get famous for anything these days. Whether it be an inflated ass and chest paired with lyrics pulled out of a mother goose story or a sextape when a R&B singer who hasn't been hot since "Wait A Minute", people get famous for all the wrong reasons. Dania did a great job playing ditzy and Mina was HILARIOUS. Here's the video if you haven't seen it already.

A Sit Down With @NationSaidIt

2011-09-03T08:20:00.000-07:00

He's tall, dark, handsome, intelligent and has talent that you wouldn't believe! Mississippi born, Internationally living, Nation is one of the most slept on up and coming artists in the Hip-Hop underground. Behind the "Real Nigga Shit" there's a young man with ambition, strength and contrary to what he may let off, a heart of pure gold. I had the chance to talk to Nation so I could find out WHO or WHAT Nation is and he more then willingly let me in on the man behind the lyrics:

So Nation, seeing as how you are the first person I’ve interviewed for the site I’ll start by asking how are you and what is new with Nation?

AND I’LL START BY SAYING THAT ITS A PLEASURE FOR YOU TO HAVE ME. NOTHING IS EVER REALLY NEW WITH ME. ITS MORE, WELCOMING IN THE EXPECTATIONS. I’M OVERSEAS RIGHT NOW OF COURSE PROMOTING MYSELF, AMONG OTHER THINGS, AND WORKING ON 2 PROJECTS: 1) NATION UNITED: VOL 2 AND SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR SPRING 2012.

I think alot of your supporters are excited to hear that. Now who exactly IS Nation?

IT'S NOT A WHO BUT MORE SO A WHAT. OBVIOUSLY AN ARTIST BUT A MAN OF THE PEOPLE, A HUSTLER FOR THE DOLLAR, A HISTORIAN OF THE CULTURES AND A MIND TO BRING IT ALL TOGETHER.

Now I'm a big fan of yours, but before "The Belief" I hadn't heard of you. I know you have more mixtapes to offer, but with “The Belief” and “Nation United” being released with in a year of each other, What exactly do you want people to get from your music?

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I WAS DOING MIXTAPES BACK TO BACK BUT TIMING IS EVERYTHING AND I FEEL PEOPLE WASTE ALOT OF IT DOING BACK TO BACK RELEASES UNLESS OF COURSE YOU’RE A MAINSTREAM ARTIST. THE MESSAGES IN MY MUSIC ARE AS BLUNT AS MY PERSONALITY. IT'S RAW POETRY EMOTION AND GHETTO ART AT TIMES. BUT THE FOCUS RIGHT NOW IS ON MY NEW SINGLE “STAY” FT JOSEPH ANTHONY…IT’S A RADIO SMASH!!!

Oh I know! Its in my iTunes! So when did you know that you wanted music to be a career?

SHIT JUST KEPT CALLING ME BACK YOU KNOW. I WANTED TO PLAY COLLEGE FOOTBALL AND BE A BOSS DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT BUT AT THE TIME I WASNT SHOOL SAAVY. DUE TO SOME BAD DECISIONS AND MISFORTUNES HERE I AM, BACK IN THE THRESHOLD OF THE MUSIC BUSINESS.

I could definitely see you busting heads on a football field (laughs) I promised I wouldn't get to personal but I have to ask what was life like BEFORE the music?

HARD, GUTTA, POVERTY AMONGST ALL, BUT I FIGURED IT OUT THOUGH. OF COURSE ITS BEEN LIKE THE NEW FAD LATELY TO SAY YOU FROM THE STREETS OR BE A STREET NIGGA BUT A FEW YEARS AGO, WHEN I WAS COMING OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL, PEOPLE DIDNT LOOK AT A REAL STREET NIGGA LIKE THAT. YOU WERE LIKE THE GUYS NOT TO HANG AROUND CAUSE YOU GOT A BAD NAME OR WASNT GONE BE NOBODY IN LIFE ANYWAY. NOW IT GETS YOU FAME AND FORTUNE. SOMEBODY WAS A FUCKIN GENIUS (LAUGHS)

You have a point there! So what is your motivation?

THE FACT OF KNOWING I’M ALWAYS A DOLLAR AWAY FROM BEING WHERE I USED TO BE AND WORRIES THAT I MIGHT NOT BE A SUCCESSOR IN THE EYE OF MY SON. WHAT HE THINKS OF ME WHEN HE’S OLD ENOUGH TO [KNOW] IS WHAT KEEPS ME STRIVING FOR NEW HEIGHTS.

There is nothing more admirable then a father who wants his son to see him do better. Besides your little tyke, who you CLEARLY adore, Who inspires Nation? Who are your musical influences?

THIS QUESTION IS SO GENERIC. IS THIS LIKE A TEMPLATE FOR EVERYONE WHO DOES INTERVIEWS? (SMILES) ARENT INSPIRATION AND MOTIVATION THE SAME THING? MY MUSICAL INFLUENCE IS MY MOM WHO USED TO SING AROUND THE HOUSE ALL THE TIME AND SOME OF THOSE FAMOUS RAPPERS FROM THE 90’S (LAUGHS)

Nation you of all people know that inspiration doesn't always mean motivation, but with you I see different. Can you tell me about the first song you ever wrote?

YEAH IT WAS CALLED “PRESSURE FROM THE WORLD” IT WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST HOOK I CROONED ON. I WAS WITH MY FIRST LOVE AND WE WERE GOING THROUGH SOME THINGS AND AT THE SAME TIME I HAD ISSUES WITH SCHOOL AND THE LAW; MUSIC WAS MY OUTLET CAUSE I AINT HAVE NO MONEY TO STAY OUT OF JAIL AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT GOES.

For a second, I wanted to feel bad, but its clear you've come a hell of a long way since "Pressure From The World" Now... How in all hell did you come up with the concept for “Mr. Marcus”?

ME AND MY LABELMATE “THA JOKER” WAS IN THE MIST OF DOING A MIXTAPE. HE HAD A MANAGER AT THE TIME BY THE NAME OF C-MO. IT WAS A LIL SAYING THEY STARTED ABOUT PUTTING IT DOWN ON CHICKS AND WHEN IT CAME TO FTE, IF YOU WERE A BAD BITCH YOU WANTED TO BE FUCKIN ONE OF US IN THE CAMP. (LAUGHS) WE PUT THE CONCEPT TOGETHER, WENT THROUGH A FEW CHANGES WITH THE SONG AND THE REST IS HISTORY.

For some reason I can see how you came up with the concept and why it's such a hit! So Nation where do you see yourself musically in the next 5 to 10 years?

THE ECONOMY SO FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW THAT THE VISION IS BLURRY. RIGHT NOW THIS SHIT LIKE A 9 TO 5 WITH US ARTIST, WE’RE JUST WORKING WITH A MINIMUM TO NO BENEFITS. WITH ALL THE POLITICS, BACKSTABBING, PETTY SHOW MONEY, DJS GETTING COCKY BY THE SPIN AND HOES FUCKIN OVER RAPPERS, NOT TO MENTION THE DUMB STUNTS US ARTIST PULL OURSELVES. I SEE MYSELF AS ONE OF THE TOP ARTIST IN THE GAME.

Where can people who want to know more about Nation go to find you?

THEY CAN JUST HIT ME ON MY SOCIAL SITES:

Twitter/ @NATIONSAIDIT

Facbook/ NATIONBEAN

WWW.FTELIVE.COM

Youtube/ FAMLYTIESNETWORK

Myspace/NATIONSAIDIT

FOR BEAT SUBMISSION: POHUSLAS@GMAIL.COM

Its good to see someone in this industry who doesn't mind staying true to themselves. My darling Nation... I salute you.

[Official Mixtape] @LilBTheBasedGod - I Forgive You

2011-09-02T04:57:00.000-07:00

Some of ya'll are going to be extremely mad at me for what I'm about to say and do... and I want you to know that me... and the everlasting basedgod forgive you dumb bitches... I FUCK WITH THIS MIXTAPE!!! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah I said it!!! this mixtape goes SUPER, ULTRA, OMEGA HARD! He actually says something on this shit! He did all that "I'm a pretty bitch" shit so you would pay attention... and I actually have to pay attention... ITS BETTER THEN THE OTHER SHIT WE HEARIN!!! Nooooooooow! the sound quality wasn't the greatest, and "I'm in the streets" kinda didn't do nothin for me but other then that? This shit is pretty fuckin dope...

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Oh ya'll are REALLY about to hate me right now... Lil B! This mixtape gets...

@MrTeriusNash - 1977 [ The Return of The Dream ]

2011-09-02T04:45:00.000-07:00

This album (which is posted on livemixtapes.com as a mixtape) Is the Dream at his best. Terius Nash, formerly known to all as The Dream, decided to release this album free of charge. Here's what Mr. Nash had to say a while back when clearing the air...

Lets make it clear, I do music now because I love it. We all know my album sales doesnt give me the liberty to release free music ,my writing career does. im not afraid of sales. I’ve sold records! It’s about the music. Im not mainstream, I’m not pretty and I’ll never use music as [an] abuse tool. My music is about the culture and im blessed to be able to express my self without fear! If one person listens, I’ve succeeded. My impact will never be about sales it’s about influence. I can say with out a doubt just as I have been influenced, I am now Influencing others…. and theres no amount of money that can compare especially when you are successful. My purpose is to serve music.

Well I can honestly say this album goes pretty hard! I love the new music. Hes not the greatest singer in the world, but lets just be honest, so long as he is writing songs and producing damn near whole albums for people? He will NEVER be broke. He does this singing shit for fun. I salute him for this album! EVERYBODY cop this album like real quick like.

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@ScaffBeezy - "Super Hero Beezy" Freefail

2011-09-01T04:56:00.000-07:00

Boy boo! If you don't sit your "Will shuck & jive for chicken and watermelon" lookin ass down somewhere its gonna be some shit... Just because Nicki got famous rappin about NOTHING doesn't mean you will too. Lord knows I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt but it just didn't work so I shall proceed to say that this coonery is not welcomed in hip-hop. Its bad enough we're trying to reverse the coonery thats already here but you introducing MORE coonery is making it worse. Do us all a favor and don't EVER try that shit again. We'll love you more then Souljaboy loves attention, Dallas Austin loves his cocain, and more then Uncle Luke loved, impregnated, and left his last hoe... I MEAN... Wife.

Hear Coonery Here

Beyonce is Pregnant

2011-08-28T18:11:00.000-07:00

Its official... shes pregnant... FUCKIN FINALLY... congrats

@DeShawnRaw is "Livin Wit A Thug"

2011-08-26T23:50:00.000-07:00

DeShawn Raw is funnier then Spoken Reasons, Steven Jo and sadly Natesvlogs COMBINED! Why he so funny? Watch the following video and you'll see why.

@ladygaga goes all S&M (And It Works)

2011-08-26T17:58:00.000-07:00

Now these are just test shots but I'm sure had they been released they would have been very... different. In that strange yet alluring Gaga kind of way. Take a Look at the rest

Sucka Punch: @ChrissyLampkin Punches Kimbella

2011-08-26T14:56:00.000-07:00

-Dies a little inside- Ya know what I kinda saw something like this coming. Shout out to theybf.com for the whole story behind this sticky and oh so hood rat like situation. Before I actually get into the recap of the situation my question is... Chrissy, why didn't you hit SOMAYA when her big 6'2 ass was ready to light a fire under your ass? Don't worry we'll ALL wait for that answer... ANYWAY! Here's what a source extremely close to the show says...

I’m closely related to theshow and currently working on the show and would like to remain anonymous, Iwas there that night filming when a fight broke out on the set of the VH1 show,Love & Hip-Hop. That night of Emily’s partycelebrating her new independence from her ex boyfriend rapper Fabolous, newcast member and Juelz Santana girlfriend Kim told Emily that she used to talkto Fabolous over 3 years ago. She explained that this was before she met Juelzand that Juelz knows everything as well. Kim told her this in front ofall of the girls because she didn’t want it to come out at a later time and wasjust starting friendships with some of the girls on the show. Emily said shekind of knew and was going to ask her about it, but Emily thanked her fortelling her and said she’s moved on and is in a much positive space now andthat she didn’t have a problem with her and was cool with it. But, Chrissy (Jim Jones'girlfriend) intervened saying that it was going to get ugly now and Kim andeven Emily questioned why would it. Chrissy kept mouthing off about Kim and toKim and when Kim didn’t back down and argued back, Chrissy didn’t like that. Chrissy said “I’m going outside to get someair” and when she walked towards the door past Kim, she unexpectedly suckapunched Kim in the face out of nowhere. Emily didn’t jump in and hadabsolutely nothing to do with the argument. You will see when the showairs that the situation happened exactly like this. I was at this event and sawit all unfold. Personally, I think Chrissy is responsible forpassing around this story trying to deflect her own sketchypast. She has a history of being with rappers and ball players herself like JayZ (whomentions her name in one of his songs on Reasonable Doubt), P Diddy, Max B. (oneof Jim’s old associates), and basketball players Allen Iverson and DominiqueWilson to name afew. Everyone in NY, well at least Harlem knowsher past as a notorious groupie. She was dead wrong for what she did and didn’t eventry to have a fair fight.

Once again I ask... WHY DIDN'T YOU HIT SOMAYA WHEN SHE CLEARLY STATED SHE'D WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOUR ASS????

@rihanna Shows How Down To Earth She Is In "Cheers (Drink To That)" Video

2011-08-25T22:10:00.000-07:00

It is a guilty pleasure of mine... YES BITCHES I AM A RIHANNA FAN! I have every album from Music Of The Sun right up to Loud and I fuckin LOVE IT!!! In this newest video Rih Rih shows how normal she truly is. Although shes a celebrity Rihanna is showing that shes still just your everyday average girl from Barbados and shes loving every minute of it. Check out the video and tell me what you guys think!!!

@LilTuneChi Releases "How To Love" Video

2011-08-25T19:10:00.000-07:00

TUNECHI YOU BASTARD YOU ALMOST MADE ME CRY!!! This video is what hip-hop deserves... FINALLY! Not bad bitches and fast cars... but the story of how One decision can break a cycle and bring about a change. One decision turned this little girl into a fatherless child with no man in her life to teach her how a man is suppose to treat a woman. Without that direct contact with real love this young girl turned down the wrong road and turned to stripping and prostitution in order to make ends meet and feel beautiful. She contracted HIV because of it. Had her mother Walked away, put her in a better situation and took the time to find a man that truly loved her and her daughter she would have been more inclined to look for more in life and in a man. Whether people believe it or not, having a father means more then you think for some girls. Some of us grow up with strong mothers who can tell a fuck nigga when they see one (SHOUT OUT TO MY MAMA!!!!) so we don't have to go through the bullshit and the heartache. Some women grew up with a mother who couldn't teach YOU about love because nobody ever taught HER about love, making it hard to see the difference between lust and love. Thanks for showing us both sides of things Wayne. We needed that.

@SexyMelo21 Looking Like a Damn Fool... AGAIN

2011-08-25T18:32:00.000-07:00

I'll be damn! Now anybody that knows me knows that before I entered the wonderful world of Underground Hip-Hop, I was known to many viewers as Cupcakester (I still get referred to as Cake or Cupcake on a daily). Anywho, while I was doing my BlogTV shows, I ran across a young lady who seemed to be a little slower then most, but kind hearted all the same. This young ladies name is Young Melo. She is 26 years old, an SODMG gamer, and up until I had a revelation she was the butt of many jokes the world over. It started when melo got vindictively posted on WSHH as a "Hot Mess". The first time was sad because it really hurt her feelings. the next 2 times you could tell that Melo still really didn't know better. NOW? I can honestly say that she KNOWS what shes doing and I refuse to feel bad for her. Here's the newest edition to her series of fuckery. <<< Click that link >>> *dead* JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL CAUSE I SWEAR I LAUGHED SO HARD I DONE FUCKED AROUND AND PISSED MYSELF!!!

X-Tina Furious Over MTO Child Abuse Accusation

2011-08-25T04:55:00.000-07:00

As many of you may know, yesterday mediatakeout.com posted a completely untrue story that insinuated that Christina had abused her now 3 year old son Max. In a less the orthodox letter from her lawyer the record is set straight. Little Max was playing at the park and apparently he fell on his face. Christina, who clearly adores her little one, was not around when he had his accident, but she is beyond angry that people, instead of investigating, went right ahead and assumed that his mother had abused him. Here's the letter for those of you who would like the truth. MTO has sense edited the story. Seriously people... Its time to have MTO shut down. None of their stories are credible! People just go there to see groupies and Peeblez's overly inflated ass. Its become so mundane and redundant that something has to be done!

Judge Tells Arenas "Let That Girl Talk"

2011-08-25T04:37:00.000-07:00

Welp! Gilly Arenas ex-fiancee Laura Goven has been cleared by the LA court to not only appear on Basketball Wives LA... She can talk as much as she want to about Gilly. In a nut shell, the judge felt that Arenas defense was less then adequate and it just was NOT a good enough reason to bar Goven from the show. Nice try but no cigar sir.

[Album Review] @LilTuneChi - The Carter IV

2011-08-24T17:08:00.000-07:00

... -blank stare- the fuck ya'll want me to say??? Download it and then go buy the shit!!! This is actually one of 2011's best albums so stop bullshittin and download that bitch!

DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!!

[Mixtape] @RoscoeDash - Dash Effect (SpeakSeiko Certified)

2011-08-08T16:41:00.000-07:00

I can't lie... I was hesitant to listen (Seeing as how there was another Roscoe V.S. MMI fall out) but thats not MY problem so I won't front... Roscoe really did his thing! I like this mixtape alot. I mean its not often you have a young cat thats making GOOD MUSIC. DJ Drama and DJ Kutthroat didn't do too much either. "Juice" is a pivotal song on this tape seeing as how alot of people CLAIM to have the juice. At 21, Roscoe is proving that its easy to have fan base when you just do your own thing. Now anybody from MMI thats about to get mad? Kiss my ass. I salute Scoe for making music that I can vibe to (and alot of you know I am a Technician to the core). His remixes were clean, his bars were crisp, his vocals were lovely and the production was on point. I wish that more southern artists took after people like Roscoe (Joker and Nation are a major exception). No flexin, No bullshit, Not even gonna TRY to find fault because hes Roscoe Dash! I respect him too much musically to down play this mixtape. It is what it is... Some shit that I can play daily. Even if you are in MMI, support this mixtape because its DOPE. Beef shouldn't distract you from great songs like these.

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@Secret215: Whats so special?

2011-08-07T02:02:00.000-07:00

If you can give me 5 reasons why shes so special I'll leave her alone! but I can name 5 reasons shes not special right now and half of you muthafuckas can't even disagree with me!

That face
Them Teeth
She aint doin shit half ya'll females aren't doin in the club
That ass is not all that impressive
Only Atlanta niggas think shes the baddest

Now you can decide for your self if you'd smash...

... Ima go take a nap while this video is on... I've already seen it and its quiet boring

Married Men: Are You The Sideline or The Other Woman?

2011-08-01T13:32:00.000-07:00

Many people like to call them sideline hoes, others may still call em a dip, for the old school you like to call em the clean up woman! In this case, what if she is just that... The other woman? You know, the woman that your man can now see himself with so he has left you to build something with her? Now some of you like to say "Oh well Seiko you've never been married so you wouldn't understand" I may have never been married but I do no the difference between a sideline and the other woman. Would you like to know the specifics to being a sideline?

Are you a sideline:

You only have his cell number: If this is the case then understand that if he EVER changes his number or cuts his phone off you are no longer a factor in his life.
He never takes you out: The only time you see him is when hes at your house, or He meets you at a hotel.
None of his family knows about you: If you pop up at his moms house and she looks at you like You're stupid? You're probably his sideline.
He calls you his "Cousin" or "Sister": When you call him and he refers to you as his "Cousin" or "Sister" he's low key letting you know he's laying with his girl.
You only get a text when he need some head: If you know he has a girl and the only time he hits you up is when he need his dick sucked hes letting you know that ya'll have no ties beyond sex.
He will NEVER leave his wife for you: You could have 10 of his babies, but he'll never leave his wife for you. It doesn't matter how good you suck dick, ride dick, take it in the ass, suck on balls... NONE OF THAT! He won't leave her for you.

Are You The Other Woman:

He shows you off: If he is perfectly okay with being in public with you and doesn't mind the hand holding, kissing, and public lovey dovey, you are the other woman
The Family knows about you: If his mother or grandmother has met you and she APPROVES of you, he is ready to build something with you.
He is comfortable spending time with you OUTSIDE the bedroom: If he doesn't mind cooking with you, playing the game with you, or just cuddling up in front of a movie? He is developing a bond with you.
He sees past your outward appearance: You may not be the most beautiful or even the smartest, but if he is willing to help you learn and he thinks you are gorgeous just the way you are, He cares for you beyond the physical.
He cherishes what he has with you: He wants to marry you. Not only does he want to marry you, but he has taken the necessary steps to building a future with you.

Married women, the other woman is not there to steal your man. She simply fell into his life at a point where he may have felt empty or alone. You can't blame the other woman for your estranged husband falling for her. She can't help that she doesn't nag him, or make him feel like hes beneath her. She makes him feel strong, smart, and she brings out the best in him. If you've been with someone for 10 years and you do nothing but bring the worse out of them you can't play the victim. You are your own worse enemy. Now, as far as sidelines go? Sidelines are there three or four years before you and your man split. In most cases, the woman your husband is sleeping with is a close friend. Someone you THOUGHT you could trust. You know, that female friend who is visibly cuter then you that you let borrow that pair of shoes. She conveniently brings them back when she KNOWS you are at work? Six months later you find yourself in the middle of a divorce because your bestfriend has been fuckin your husband for 2 years and "Love just happened". Married women learn the difference between the 2 before you start saying shit like "Well if single women would leave our men alone then maybe..." No ya dumb bitch, either your husband got sick of fighting all the time and he found someone he could relate to, or your husband just never gave a fuck about your feelings, but don't blame the women because IF that woman did seduce him, HE LET HER DO IT. HE HAS A MOUTH AND A BRAIN, HE KNOWS HOW TO SAY NO. HE TELLS YOU NO ALL THE TIME SO WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THIS SIDELINE? THAT SIDELINE CAN SUCK A MEAN DICK, THATS THE DIFFERENCE.

Saying Too Much: @LaToyaJackson is Told To Shut Up

2011-07-25T20:13:00.000-07:00

Well clearly there are somethings that don't need to be said, but NOW we're getting some where. Michael Jackson was 50 and healthy as a horse... So how, in the middle of rehearsing for a world tour, did he just drop dead? And between the time of death and the 911 call, there is a big ass chunk of time missing. Not minutes, not seconds, HOURS. Whoopi could have very well saved Toya's life by telling her to stop talking because Lord knows a lot of these conspiracy theorist are barking up the wrong tree completely. Thank You Whoopi for handling this the slick way.

Beyonce Sends A Personal Thank You To @ToddyRockstar

2011-07-22T17:55:00.000-07:00

Beyonce has to be one of the most overrated singers in the industry to date, but I must commend her on always being sweet to her fans. Most celebs would NOT take to youtube to send a personal thank you to a fan, but she did and I'm sure that means alot to Todrick who as you know last week conducted a flash mob to Beyonce's "End of Time". Just in case you didn't see it...

Fucking Epic...

#SpeakSeikoExclusive @iamkillbill - EAT

2011-07-22T17:35:00.000-07:00

... This is why I love my fuckin brother!

@MeekaClaxton Sues @TamiRoman Over Fight

2011-07-22T17:15:00.000-07:00

MEEKA! You talked all that shit, ran yo mouth the whoooooooole season, confused the rest of the cast because of your messiness and you even went so far as to deny your trouble making ways. I was always taught don't talk shit you won't get hit... and if you get hit, you had it coming. Now in the preview of next weeks episode, which might I add I can't wait to see, it was clearly depicted that Tami is whoopin up on Meeka in a club while on the Italy trip. Meeka has now filed a lawsuit against her "Basketball Bops" co-star Tami Roman. Now Meeka is claiming that Tami "Attacked" her, but there is evidence that proves that Meeka not only pushed Tami to hit her but she most likely threw the first punch. Now everyone knows that Tami is only a fighter when she has to be, so Meeka had to throw the first punch in order to make Tami snap like she did. Either way you put there is only so much a person can endure from such a messy person like Meeka. So Meeka... stop trying to play classy and please stop trying to play the victim because your black ass is a trouble maker.

V-Nasty: The DUMBEST White Girl ALIVE

2011-07-22T16:45:00.000-07:00

*Lights up a newport* Bitch is you serious? I don't give a fuck where you from... Now me I don't see the problem with the word Nigga, I use it all the muthafuckin time and I don't plan on stoppin no time soon. The point that I want to make is, V-Nasty is ALWAYS runnin her mouth. Now one of these days she gon run up on the wrong nigga and he gon hit her wit them thumpas. I mean, you being from Oakland don't mean a gotdamn thang to me I let my white boy ace use the word nigga freely (He grew up in the hood he gets a pass) but you standin beside the whitest whackest rapper gettin a co-sign... THE ONLY REASON YOU EVEN GETTIN A LITTLE SHINE IS BECAUSE KREAYSHAWN GOT ON AND SHE DON'T EVEN WANT YOU USIN THE WORD ANYMORE! THAT SHOULD TELL YO STUPID ASS SOMETHIN! At the end of the day I hate when people can't make a valid point and then wanna say we aren't making a point. Bitch I'm making my point clear. Watch yo mouth before you come across THAT NIGGA and they lay yo ass the fuck out and leave you lumped the fuck up. #ThatIsAll

#SpeakSeikoSalute: @ErvinBaldwin94

2011-07-22T14:52:00.000-07:00

Not only is big Erv on MTO, hes on MTO for ALLEGEDLY being one of the NFL's biggest hoes. Now his "Girlfriend" was caught tweeting about his cheating ways and one of the young ladies (Who happens to be Erv's little sis) denounced the accusation. Its so funny how said Ex Girlfriend has deleted her twitter after going on a rampage and listing multiple names of females he had "Cheated" on her with. Big Erv begs to differ! He took to his twitter and stated "Never had a main Bcuz I don't cuff like that.. lol #GTFOH!!" Welp! I can't argue with that kind of logic! Big Erv you get a speakseiko salute... why? Because I swear even if you did "Cheat" on her... You cheated with a bunch of bitches who were Better looking and their weaves were ALL on point!!! SALUTE DA BIG DAWG! and Follow him right now! @ErvinBaldwin94

Mixtape Review: @LilDeeGodsGift (I Know I'm Late)

2011-07-22T14:31:00.000-07:00

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Lil Dee! I love your music more then Souljaboy loves Cocain and this mixtape is NO DISAPPOINTMENT! The Spokesman Vol. 1 was dope as shit and Vol. 2 was just as dope. Your flow to the beats I was beyond satisfied with what I heard. Now I know I'm a bit late (like 3 months lol) But I guess I've just been keeping all this good music too myself... I'm stingy when it comes to that sort of thing. I want everybody to fuck with this mixtape not because MY opinion should defer you from forming your own, but because Dee is honestly a great artist! So Below will be the links to The Spokesman Vol. 1&2. I hope you guys enjoy as much as I did and if you do Go follow him @lildeegodsgift

The Spokesman Vol.1
The Spokesman Vol. 2

Touch Me Squeeze Me: @rihanna Takes Pics With Fans

2011-07-20T17:13:00.000-07:00

Don't just cup it! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze it lol! Rihanna loves her fans and thats one thing I can say about her. Shes very much into her fans. Mwah! Rih Rih I wasn't a big fan but I'm slowly warming up to you. Mwah!

Hip-Hop: Can We Change The World

2011-07-20T17:12:00.000-07:00

Hip Hop is a major staple in history, but in the past 10 years it has slowly faded. This post won't be long or drawn out so let me say what it is... IF WE WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD START WITH HIP-HOP. ITS A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE! GIVE THESE CHILDREN SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE WE CAN MAKE A SERIOUS CHANGE.

[Mixtape Review] @BOOMMAN_MMI - BOOMIN?

2011-07-20T13:55:00.000-07:00

THIS IS NOT A DISS! I AM SAYING THIS OUT OF LOVE... I'm utterly disappointed. I love my CEO but good music is good music and THIS is not cuttin it. Anybody that tells him it is is lying to him. Not saying that he doesn't have... Fuck it... Boomman you are 30 years old. Its bad enough you are OVER the hump, but you put out this bullshit because you have a bunch of yes men who tell you what you want to hear. Well fuck what you want to hear nigga I'ma tell you what it is. FUCKIN GET IT TOGETHER LAVOUR! NOT ONE SONG ON THIS MIXTAPE IS MARKETABLE OUTSIDE OF ATLANTA! You say you boomin right? PROVE IT. Ya know what this mixtape says to me? "I been sittin on the toilet for 3 years and I still ain't did shit" IF YOU AINT SHITTIN GET THE FUCK OFF THE POT CAUSE J GARVI AND ZHUNDRED GOTTA PISS AND SEIKO GOTTA DROP A GOTDAMN DUECE! Not saying this out of disdain for my CEO's decision to be a rapper, but if you're going to rap DO IT RIGHT! This mixtape proves that you are not ready for the mainstream. If you were ready for the mainstream you'd take the real shit that people have to give you as oppose to listening to niggas who are kissing your ass so they can come up (I WON'T SAY ANY NAMES) Point blank? LAVOUR DEMONDE SANDERS YOU ARE ENTIRELY TOO OLD FOR THIS BULLSHIT AND YOU NEED TO DO BETTER. Once again I say... THIS IS NOT A DISS! Take a listen for yourself and if you don't like it YOU CAN CALL ALLEY BOY AND HIS 2 DUCKS AND YA'LL CAN ALL JUMP ME AND PUT IT ON WORLDSTAR (Sarcasm at its finest)

DOWNLOAD AT YOUR OWN RISK

Basketball Wives: Unleash The Ratchet

2011-07-03T10:46:00.000-07:00

Today I want to talk about the basketball whore with the bad weave the bad make up and the tacky dress. Not Evelyn and Jen! MESSY MEEKA CLAXTON! Now as I've been watching the show I've realized more and more how much Meeka reminds me of someone I'm related to. She loves to tell people "I'm a non confrontational person, I really don't like drama and I don't do drama" but in all actuality, you ARE drama. From episode one I knew Meeka was going to be a major issue. She said she had never seen the show, but if you have NEVER seen the show then how do you come in with the predisposition to automatically dislike some people you don't know and want to click up with the two fakest hoes on the show? Lets be real! Everybody KNOWS that Jennifer doesn't LIKE or TRUST Meeka. Now, a few episodes ago Meeka tried to start something with Tami at the Polo event. Now had Tami been talking to Meeka it would have been a different story, but Meeka jumped into a conversation that did NOT involve her! Nobody was talking to Meeka so she had no reason whatsoever to even address Tami. Now the simple fact that when she came on the show everybody was like so Who is her husband again? Should have been a dead give away that she shouldn't be on the show. Honestly I'm still reeling over the fact that she came in hating on Royce the way she did, and in this case, YES SHE WAS HATING. You don't like her because of her former occupation... So because she was an NBA EMPLOYEE who was close to other NBA EMPLOYEES Meeka is indecisive about being cool with Royce. You say ya'll good but behind her back you run your mouth about how you don't trust her or you don't fuck with bitches like her. Meeka simple and plain, You're a messy person, You came on the show as an Evelyn/Jen stan and you THOUGHT that even Evelyn would let your shit talk about Royce slide. Lets be real, you thought you could talk about Royce and it wouldn't get back to anybody that really is cool with her and Tami doesn't do fake people and Meeka got put on front street. We all know how much people hate being put on front street. Hence Evelyn always telling Royce shes a hoe after Royce so lovingly tells her "Stop being a hoe!" Oh how decadent!

Hoe of The Week: Mike Jones Ex Vivica

2011-07-02T12:14:00.000-07:00

Let me go ahead and say first of all... If it wasn't for Mac Cosmetics half of you twitter niggas wouldn't be trying to fuck. Lets keep it all the way funky!!! The only reason ya'll tryina get at her is because she looks cute in her twitcon! So lets get into the true basis of WHY she is this weeks Thirsty ass Hoe. It could possibly be the fact that shes been on MTO 3 times this week for supposedly putting Mike Jones on "BLAST" which lets be honest, bitch if you really want to put a nigga on blast don't pussy foot around the muthafuckin issue just say what the fuck you gotta say so we can all forget you ever popped up on the scene. Nobody takes 3 days to completely put somebody on blast! KAT STACKS didn't even take 15 minutes to do it! She was bold den a mufucka! This bitch was blastin niggas while they were laying 2 inches away from her! So if Kat Stacks can do that shit with purpose then this hoe should really go ahead and get it done. I mean if it wasn't for Media Take Out and Mike Jones NOBODY outside of Texas would know this hoe. You want to talk about how hes broke, lives with his mom, and his car is always breaking down? Bitch even with all that in tow hes STILL a platinum selling grammy nominated award winning artist. Hes had the fame, Hes had the fortune, so what if he fell off? Bitch in this economy you shouldn't be so worried about his finances, You should be worried about fuckin for photoshoots and new Christian Louboutin's. At the end of the day the only people that are cheering Vivica on are Thirsty ass hoes and dehydrated ass niggas that want the attention of a decent looking female because they can't get a pretty hoe off twitter. Thats just want it is. Ima go back to sleep now. I just wanted to give some of ya'll what you asked for... Another warning about another attention seeking hoe.

Garlic: What Smells Bad Isn't Always Bad For You

2011-07-02T02:04:00.000-07:00

Ladies, have you ever wondered why some people smell like garlic ALL THE TIME? Well, Although they reek (Garlic comes through your pores) Garlic is actually healthier then we all my think. People who eat loads of garlic usually have healthier hair, nails and glowing skin. While being great for the outward appearance, Garlic is also a great probiotic. So ladies! pay very close attention to this post.

Garlic for VAGINAL HEALTH
Yeas infections plague most women and for some of us, they'll plague us regardless how clean we are. As a type 2 diabetic I came to that realization the hard way. At the on set of a yeast infection I immediately started googling home remedies, just to help the irritation subside until I could get a monistat kit. One clove of garlic help alleviate some of the irritation and lessen the yeast that had already started to develop. How is this possible you ask? Well here is your answer. Put one clove of FRESH garlic into your vagina. The higher the dosage the easier it is to get rid of the infection all together. Remove the outer peel of the clove and put three or four slits in the clove. After doing this, slide the clove into your vagina (Yes ladies, directly into your vagina.) It is best to do this before you lay down to go to sleep. Remove the clove when you wake up and the yeast infection should be gone. If your yeast infection is more advanced, repeat this for two to three nights. If your yeast infection does not clear up, then get a Monistat kit (the 7 day kits are best.) In my experience the garlic helps so its a must try for the ladies.

Garlic IN YOUR FOOD
Many people love garlic but they HATE the fact that it comes through your pores. Trust me, I know your pain. Alot of people think that because garlic is so smelly that it tastes terrible. Raw garlic may taste disgusting, but roasted garlic potatoes sounds and tastes amazing! There are so many things you can do with Garlic. Roasted garlic is wonderful when it is lightly spread over sliced and toasted french baguettes. Making a compound butter with Roasted or Minced garlic, parsley, and pine nuts gives the taste of pesto to any bread. Not so much into fancy breads? Do you love pasta? When making your pasta sauces, instead of using 10 different kinds of salt (Yes my dears, seasonings are nothing more then salt with a different color and label) use all natural ingredients! Parsley or rosemary, thyme and GARLIC can turn an ordinary sauce into an extraordinary sauce. Utilize garlic as much as you can.

Garlic for your HEALTH AND BEAUTY
There are lots of herbs, fruits, vegetables, proteins and even fats (the healthy ones) that can keep you looking forever healthy. The specific one that I want to talk about is GARLIC. Many people that eat garlic have healthier skin, hair and nails. Once again I want to remind you, garlic may smell bad but its EXTREMELY good for you. So add more garlic to your food and see what happens. Shinier hair, longer stronger nails, and a healthy glow. Look at Rachel Raye. Rachel Raye eats garlic everyday and it shows in how healthy her hair and skin are. This doesn't just apply to women, it applies to men as well.

On the flipside, there are plenty of cons when it comes to using fresh garlic in everyday life, but the Pros out weigh the cons. Making you're food taste amazing, giving you a healthy all around healthy glow and fighting off a yeast infection are just some of the simple things that garlic can do. Take advantage of the homeopathic uses of this wonder herb. Who knows you may actually start seeing a major difference.

@LisaLavie Covers @OfficialJessieJ "Who You Are"/"Price Tags"

2011-07-01T13:59:00.000-07:00

Nowadays its hard to come by a truly SOULFUL singer who sings from the HEART. Lisa has an amazing voice and this cover is Proof of that. I almost cried listening to her voice and that doesn't happen very often. I think Jessie would be proud of these covers!

@DaRealAmberRose Speaks On her leaked Pics

2011-06-30T05:50:00.000-07:00

Its not always easy being tossed into the spotlight, it has to be even harder living in someones shadow for almost three years. Amber Rose lived as and was known as "Kanye's Girl" so its no wonder she is so comfortable with Wiz. A few days ago naked pictures of Amber hit the net and rumors started FLYING that Amber had sent these pictures to Nicki Minaj's "BOYFRIEND" (Her Bestfriend and Assistant). After two days of hearing all the negative things people had to say Amber finally took to her twitter to speak up for herself.

I was gonna wait until my radio show to address this but I want to say this now. I trusted someone that worked 4 me & allowed them to use my laptop a million times, I caught this person sending my pics to themselves and I fired this person immediately Wiz and I and both of our families have known about this for 2 months now. We tried to prepare ourselves for this day. Those pictures are 2 1/2 years old just sitting in my computer. I'm really hurt & embarrassed because I have so many young girls that look up to me. I would never put those pics out of myself.The company that I was working with no longer wants to work with me because of these pics and that prevents me from getting money to take care of my family. Its a messed up situation when someone so evil comes into your life and tries to destroy it. I know I'm not the only girl in the world that has taken pics like that but they were very private. I'm sorry for letting my young Rosebuds down. Please understand this was a result of trusting a person that didn't deserve my trust. I have cried for the past 2 days but I know this to shall pass. Thank u for all of your support.

Thank You @ChrisBrown For This New FAD!

2011-06-20T21:16:00.001-07:00

Smh... I have no words for this fuckery! He tried to out do Amber rose and it just didn't work! Oh you coon of a fuckin coon!!! Thanks alot BREEZY. I blame you and Amber for this shit!

Lady Gaga Releases "Edge Of Glory" Video

2011-06-18T08:05:00.000-07:00

I love mommy monster and I refuse to say anything bad about her, but lately...Her videos just seem so... Normal. This video is not what I expected AT ALL. I mean the Judas video was normal by her standards too but this video was just so... not like mommy monster. As normal as it was, the outfits were really dope, and I like the subtlety. It was sexy yet still demure. I love the video even if it was a little more normal then I expected.

Lady Gaga Sings About hair... While being bald

2011-06-18T07:53:00.000-07:00

Only Mommy Monster can do this. She sounds spectacular and I love the dress made of hair... It looks gooooooood. What do you think?

Did Mel Gibson "Upgrade"? You Decide

2011-06-18T07:46:00.000-07:00

Stella is to the Left, Oksana is to the right... He went from classy to trashy so quick... but if he likes it I love it.

Iverson Divorce - "No Cheating Involved"

2011-06-18T07:25:00.000-07:00

Contrary to what media takeout has told the entire world, and the rumors that have been spreading like wild fire, Allen and Tawanna Iverson are not divorcing due to infidelity. In the divorce papers she described the 10-year marriage as "Irreversibly Broken". She stated "Sometimes people just grow apart it's just that simple. Many people want this to be more complicated than that and it's not."

@ChrisBrown Goes at It With @frank_Ocean and @FuckTyler

2011-06-18T07:12:00.000-07:00

So as many of you may know, Chris Brown got into it with Frank Ocean. Now MTO made it seem like Chris was saying that they were monkey ass niggas because they were DARK SKINNED... I beg to differ. Clearly Frank Ocean (Made famous by his song Novacane) took offense to something CB said and it all went to hell from there. Long story short... CB has been rockin this industry and been a platinum selling artist since 2005, Hes coming up on a decade so I just think that the boys of Odd Future should really watch whom they speak to. I mean lets be real, If you aint been in the game but 6 months you need not come up against somebody thats been major for 6+ years. Heres the tweets from CB's page.

Hoes All Over The A

2011-06-17T10:19:00.000-07:00

So I had this Idea from now on That I'm going to do a special post every friday for The biggest hoes in YOUR hood. Thats right people You get to shout out all the losing hoes in YOUR HOOD or on Twitter! Oh the irony. You hoes fuck for status and exposure and I'm working to make sure that every nigga knows to watch out for hoes like you... Oh how decadent! I've always said that there is a difference between fucking for money, fame, and status and Just plain loving sex! Hoes don't fuck because they love sex, they fuck because they think they deserve to get something out of it. While talking to my boy @Oohslimnasty it was confirmed that most of you Atlanta Hoes are just that, HOES. You try to be classy but you can't pull it off because well, lets be honest... YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR SEXUAL ESCAPADES TO YOURSELVES. Now Shoutout to @ATL_HOESEXPOSED for all the insight on some of these Hoes. So salute to the Losing ass hoes in the A. Today I salute Erin Denise and Shantis Thompson.

Alot of you know that I featured Shantis as a model of the month when my site first started almost a year ago. When I found out that she wasn't about shit I quickly had to rethink that decision. Nobody really knows her for anything other then being jump off to @DjHoliday and having ONE LINE in "The Lottory Ticket".

Thank You For Losing

Now on to Erin Denise... I got on this hoe yesterday, but I want to speak a little more about this hoe. She claims to be a singer/Model, yet I have only heard one of her songs and it was on myspace. Hoe its 2011, Us artists use Reverbnation now so get it together. Its hilarious how the only time I've ever seen this hoe is when shes bustin it open on World Star Hip Hop. You losing simple and plain.

Thank You For Losing

Yeeeeeeeeees I said it and I mean it. Are you hoes satisfied with the exposure? I should hope so because quiet frankly this is about the only type of exposure you're ever going to get.

Runaway Bride: Hefner Gets Even

2011-06-17T08:50:00.000-07:00

Welp bitches! this is what happens when you fuck for status and money! Crystal Harris broke off her engagement to Hugh Hefner just days before they were suppose to be married after Hef had already promised her the July cover for playboy magazine. As you can see, Hef didn't get mad... He simply got even by defacing the cover with this sexy little sticker... I wanna be like him when I grow up!

@KeKePalmer Unleashes Her Vocal Talent

2011-06-17T08:19:00.000-07:00

Little Miss Palmer unleashed some fierce vocals today when she covered Selena "I Could Fall In Love". Her voice is so pure I had no choice but to listen to it in its entirety. The 18 year old Nickolodeon/Disney Channel Starlet and Interscope artist has grown into a gorgeous young lady since her days as little Akela (Akela and The Bee) and Nicky (Madea's Family Reunion). There is no denying that she deserves her spot in the industry and its good to see that she is not letting the industry turn her from Sweet and Talented KeKe Palmer into Overly Sexed Up Twerkin It Out KeKe Palmer. I salute you KeKe.

Only Atlanta Hoes: Erin Denise Goes All Out On World Star

2011-06-16T18:10:00.000-07:00

Some of you may know this skeezer as Ms 50 Tyson... Okay that was fail number one. Using an autistic kid to make a name for yourself? Hoe you must be delirious. Fail number 2, gettin on world star for the second time showing something I'm pretty sure every "Baller" in Atlanta has seen, I mean lets just be honest... Every nigga in Atlanta claims to be a baller but most of them just say that shit to see some ass...FAIL NUMBER 3... THAT MONTANA FISHBURNE ASS! If you gon be shaking your ass on camera atleast make sure you airbrush all those leopard spots. All in all, This video is ratchet and so is the Skeet Skeet in it. I may get a negative response but oh well. She failed in my book when she started callin herself Miss 50 Tyson. In other words? This hoe is just as basic as Shanbonita and every other hoe in Atlanta bustin it open on Camera for a 25 cent frozen cup and a pack of Marlboro smooths. I am completely and utterly DONE!

Mo & Kita Go In on Doglyn Hoezada

2011-06-10T09:27:00.000-07:00

“Let’s just say Evelyn…we already know that she is the ‘non-mother f–kin’ factor.’ We’re clear on that, right? [Kita: She's the NMFF.] And more than not, what she reminds me of is a walking yeast infection, ’cause everybody’s had one. She met, she greet-meet and slept with a man all in the same night, and then he’s not doing any better. Don’t get me wrong; I know Chad. I’ve associated with Chad. I’ve worked with Chad, but at the same time he’s sending the wrong message to women, to guys, thinking it’s ‘okay’ to wife somebody that you’ve portrayed the image of sleeping with all in the same night. And then she’s supposed to be a mother so how is she setting an example for her daughter [who is] of dating age?And then she slept with someone’s [Tami Roman's] husband, regardless of whether you were together, separated, or not, he’s still a husband. And she pretended to be this chick’s friend. I don’t care if it was a month, a week, or a day. You sit in front of this woman’s face and hee hee and ha ha, knowing that you’ve had her husband **** you down? Oh Tami should have beat her a–.

I can be bold and I can be abrasive. I don’t apologize for who I am and make no mistakes, right? You get what you see. One thing that I’m not going to do is have malicious intent and be straight up rude up and down for no reason. And I think that…she doesn’t deserve any respect if she’s so disrespectful. Period, the end.”

Well I'll be swag damn! Clearly Mo and Royce are the only ones who will tell the truth about Doglyn Hoezada, but this makes me wonder, What happened to make Mo go off the way she did? Hmmmmm, I do wonder. But either way you put it... Doglyn has been called out THREE times for being a hoe, by THREE different people, so WHAT does that tell you Miss Hoezada?

#SizeFail: MMMMM Aint That Sexy

2011-06-10T05:01:00.000-07:00

Ladies do ya like that? mmmmm sexy aint it, yeah I know.

When Bringin Sexy Back Goes Wrong

2011-06-10T02:54:00.000-07:00

Shout out to Urbanchat.com for the pictures I see on a daily basis!!! Here is what Happens when bringin sexy back goes COMPLETELY wrong:

Who posts pictures like this!!! Whoever is gassin you up and tellin you that shit is sexy must really be desperate for some pussy...

It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't sitting on the counter to make that ass look fatter and that waist time look smaller... Stop it Shawty

I'm mad shim lookin in the camera blowing kisses like somebody gon catch em... Dis bitch look like Slim Dunkin in a muthafuckin wig are you serious? Stop that shit shawty

The Legend of El Chupacabra

2011-06-10T02:27:00.000-07:00

And the mystery continues .. Hide ya puppies, hide ya bunnies, and hide ya kitties!!! ¡Cuidado con el Chupacabras! LOL! I CRACK MYSELF UP!

Sexy Fail: Meet Ms Dominique

2011-06-10T00:34:00.001-07:00

Don't ask me where the fuck I found this nigga just know I can't stop laughing! lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I Love My Mommy: @ladygaga Looks Gorgeous

2011-06-08T04:44:00.000-07:00

Mommy monster is looking Gorgeous these days! Little Monsters! Doesn't mommy just look so fab??? Yes, she does haters... PAWS UP FOR MOMMY MONSTER!

Beyonce Album Leaks + Full Review

2011-06-08T04:31:00.000-07:00

Tracklist:
1. 1+1
2. I Care
3. I Miss You
4. Best Thing I Never Had
5. Party Ft. Andre 3000
6. Rather Die Young
7. Start Over
8. Love On Top
9. Countdown
10. End Of Time
11. I Was Here
12. Run The World (Girls)

Review:
First and foremost I want to say FUCK ALL THE BEYONCE STANS THAT ARE ABOUT TO GET MAD. Now on to my review... This album offers me a few good songs, "Party" featuring Andre 3 Stacks is going to be the staple for this album if anyone buys it. Honestly, I see why it was leaked and we all know who leaked it. Nobody else could have leaked it, so we all know it was the label. When it drops the label will buy back a few units and a few copies on iTunes to make it look like it did numbers but this album is WEAKER than weak. It ALL sounds like something Paula Abdul would have dropped back in the 80's. The constant screaming is a MAJOR turn off, the beat selection is not her style at all and to make matters worse you can HEAR her straining her voice. This is what happens when someone who doesn't write or produce their own songs gets new management and then tries to take over creative control of their own shit. Beyonce please go give Jay-Z a baby so Jessie J, Adele, Rihanna, and Lady Gaga can get the full shine they deserve. Thank you. I mean if you love her that much go ahead and download it and see if its REALLY worth the money.

Download HERE

@ladygaga takes a Candid pic with her Little Sister

2011-06-08T01:59:00.000-07:00

Stefani & Natali Germanotta both looked stunning at the CFDA Fashion awards Monday night... Theres nothing like sharing a night like this with your sister

Jessie J Covers Da Vibe Magazine

2011-06-08T01:44:00.000-07:00

The UK's newest sensation is covering French Magazine "Da Vibe" also in this issue is Odd Future, Marsha Ambrosius, Selah Sue, and Tinie Tempah.

Old Skool Cali Shit: @djquik and Suga Free Official "Nobody" Video

2011-06-07T07:22:00.000-07:00

I love DJ Quik and Suga Free... The video is dope and It takes me back to a time when people made MUSIC. The Book Of David is in stores right now so if you LOVE real Cali hip-hop go cop it NOW if you haven't already!

@ladygaga Attends the 2011 CFDA Fashion Awards

2011-06-07T07:11:00.000-07:00

There were alot of shining stars at last nights CFDA Fashion awards, but as always Gaga stole the show. With her boobs pushed up and spiked, a blue wig, and Those extremely high heeled heel less boots, Gaga Rocked her look and she rocked it well... LITTLE MONSTERS PUT YOUR PAWS UP FOR MOMMY MONSTER!

Mother Monster at the 2011 CFDA Fashion Awards

@MsTiffEvans Does Hustle Hard Remix

2011-06-07T06:46:00.000-07:00

Hustle Hard (Little Lady remix) by littleladyent

I aint even been to sleep yet and I hear this... TIFFANY! WHAT DA HELL! WHERE DIS COME FROM?! HUH?! WHERE IT COME FROM?! YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DO CAUSE THIS AIN'T THE LIL TIFFANY EVANS I LOVE! Da hell goin on round hea... AM I SUPPOSE TO LIKE THIS SHIT!!!... ah fuck it, I love this shit... she just made Ace Hood look super good. SWAG IT OUT TIFF! I'm proud!

@rihanna Gives A Female Fan a Lapdance

2011-06-05T09:27:00.001-07:00

I think Nicki needs to take notes from Ri Ri cause that was a nice lap dance. Shout Out to Rihanna for being AWARE OF HER BODY!!! There are alot of female artists giving their fans lap dances but Ri is the only one since Janet Jackson to REALLY give a SERIOUS lap dance. All in all I like what Ri is doing so I salute her

@rihanna Releases Man Down: Whats The Big Deal?

2011-06-02T01:12:00.000-07:00

So Rihanna finally brought to us via BET her now infamous "Man Down" Video. Why do I call it infamous? Because the video has been out for LESS than 48 hours and already people are making it into a big deal! Rihanna depicted herself shooting a man, YES, but she also depicted WHY she shot that man and explained I didn't mean to do it but he hurt me. By law in the USA if you are violently raped in your home you have every right to shoot the man who did it. Its self defense. Rihanna showed what so many rape victims are so scared to do. Too scared to face our attacker, we hide and cry as if we are wrong. Ladies no matter how you're dressed, or how promiscuous you are... NO MEANS NO and if a man can't understand that and you have the ability to defend yourself? DO IT. I don't condone you shooting him dead, BUT the eyes and the testicles are always within reach. Robyn Fenty did a beautiful job telling her story. Ladies I want you to always remember No matter how short your dress, how many men you've been with, or how intoxicated you are... NOBODY DESERVES TO BE RAPED... Trust me, I know. So thank you Robyn for this amazing video and song. If You are a victim of rape please tell someone. Even if your rapist said he'd kill you, tell someone. Its hard when you feel so violated and alone, but just know that someone is always listening. Even if You feel alone.

@SeanKingston Set to Make a Full Recovery

2011-06-01T14:40:00.000-07:00

We've been praying heavily for Kisean Anderson. He's young, talented, and clearly has alot of fight in him. Shout Out to Kisean for pulling through. We love you and can't wait for you to get out of the hospital.

Floponce Continues to Fall In The Charts

2011-06-01T14:21:00.001-07:00

AYO BEYONCE! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE RIGHT ABOVE T-BABY!!! HAHAHAHA! ITS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD IN THE D! HOW THE FUCK DO WE POSED TO KEEP PEACE? WHATS ALL ON A NIGGA MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND MURKIN AND DOIN TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME! BEYONCE PLEASE SIT DOWN SOME WHERE AND HAVE SOME BABIES CAUSE YOU STARTING TO WORK THE WORLDS NERVE!!!

p.s. Shout out to Lady Gaga for doing NUMBERS in her first week sales for "Born This Way" SHEIBE is my shit!

New Music! @YoungFletcher - Dodge ChallengedHer

2011-05-31T19:09:00.000-07:00

This song is SUPER DUPER pretty! Fletcher's voice is gorgeous and I'm so proud that hes from North Carolina. Everybody download this song and put in your iTunes!

@MsLaurenLondon Clears the Air

2011-05-31T16:08:00.000-07:00

So we all know that Ms London gets so many accusations thrown her way about her and Wayne's beautiful baby boy, but she finally decided to speak up and let it be known whats REALLY going on...

That my son is the result of some kind of one-night stand or groupie encounter with his father. I struggle with deciding when to answer or ignore the constant speculation about my private life, because I feel like that doesn't belong to anybody but me. I met Dwayne when I was 15 years-old. I've known him a very long time, and we were in a relationship that didn't make it. We tried more than once to revive it, and we were engaged briefly years ago, but we eventually parted ways. People see the 'Lil Wayne' persona and think they know who he really is. My sons father is an intelligent, loving and lovable person who will always be a dear friend. That is all.

I saw some comments saying that Lauren was lying so she doesn't seem like a hoe, Weezy is an idiot, and She only got pregnant for the money. Below you will find three solid reasons for why none of that is True.

Reason Number 1: Having a child with someone does NOT make you a hoe, If she DIDN'T KNOW who the father was she'd be a hoe, but she knows who the father is and she doesn't have a reputation for sleeping with any and everybody that tells her "Oooow Lauren, you so bad, let me get them cakes." Lauren is bad as fuck... but shes Scarlette Johanson bad not Sheneka Adams bad... She doesn't have a reputation so its clear shes not a hoe.

Reason Number 2: Weezy is FAR FROM STUPID! After getting his GED he Pulled a Year at the University of Houston but had to drop out and take online courses because Music and School was NOT meshing well. Online classes at the University of Phoenix mad that alot easier. So for all the STUPID people that think hes stupid because of his music? Remember his "stupidity" as you idiots spending your money so he can't be that stupid.

Reason Number 3: Lauren London has her OWN money. As much as ATL comes on BET and VH1? Lauren is gwaping it up. Not to mention she now has a supporting role in "Single Ladies" with Stacy Dash, Lisa Ray-McCoy and the lil white girl whose name I have yet to learn... (Sorry lil white girl... I LIKE YO BANGS THOUGH!) Anywho, Lauren doesn't need Weezy's allowance money, and yes I do mean Allowance money... Baby is giving grown ass men and women ALLOWANCES! Ain't that bout a bitch? Nigga I stopped getting an allowance when I was 13. Fuck type bullshit is that... BACK TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND! That girl has her own money she doesn't have to use Weezy for anything.

So there you have it... 3 reasons why some of you should REALLY learn to read and do research before you try to speculate.

but while I'm thinking about it... FREE BOOSIE!!!

Niiiiiiiiiiice: @CoCosWorld Doing What Others Dream of Doing

2011-05-30T10:49:00.001-07:00

Gotdamn!!! Ice is a lucky mufucka

Well I've Never!...

2011-05-28T13:46:00.000-07:00

Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I aint NEVER in all my days seen some shit like this... Not even Wesley Pipes has done this shit! Well Done my nigga... Well done

Keyshia Cole... Fuck it You Don't have to Read This One

2011-05-25T20:08:00.000-07:00

Keyshia Cole is Married to her unknown baller husband. Hooray for you... I don't even know why I decided to post this, I don't even give a fuck, but if you people who so loyally read these posts like it... Awe fuck it, I don't give 3 shits 2 fucks and a giggle if you like it cause it really don't too much matter to me. But ya'll can enjoy this post... Yeah this was a dick move but its a slow news day. Don't judge me.

My Girl Kissed Britney Spears!: Ricesshon/Britney Kiss TOO SPICY?

2011-05-25T20:05:00.000-07:00

The kiss was edited out of the performance but it STILL has people losing their damn minds. Parents and protesters are heated that Ricesshon was allowed to perform S&M, but S&M is Ricesshon's biggest hit and it still remains on billboards top 200 so it only seems right to let her perform it. Besides! Does anybody remember a little situation back in like 2007 when Britney Kissed Madonna? *Shutters* eck! MTV didn't even bleep that kiss out! But you're angry because Britney kissed Ricesshon? Their Pretty and Young, Their dumb and Their bored (Shout Out to Ke$ha) Britney has OFFICIALLY made her come back and Ricession is trying to remember to pack a stadium (crickets much) Either way you put it, if you're that mad that your young, impressionable, stupid child is watching something like this... TURN THE FUCKING T.V. OFF! Take some responsibility! And if you're children are going to watch this type of stuff explain it to them! Thats how kids fuck around and rape everybody younger than them. They see it on T.V. and they don't have a clear understanding of what their seeing so they think its okay to try it! Either explain to them that the things they see on T.V. are not meant to be done by children or let the shit the fuck go and stop talking about how "The entertainment industry is wrong" The Porn industry is wrong too but you don't see 10 year olds giving bitches "Pearl Necklaces" and Super Manning these hoes do you? No! At most their touching themselves... Simmer down white people, your children aren't tainted... Yet.

@TheRealMaryMary Covers "Just The Way You Are"

2011-05-21T18:32:00.001-07:00

This is soooooooooooo cute! To see that not all gospel artists are completely against secular music is a beautiful thing. I love how in-sync they are whenever they sing. I love the cover and I love Mary Mary.

The Salute Of The Day: The Simmons Sisters

2011-05-21T14:17:00.000-07:00

As many of you, the Simmons sisters teamed up with Mattel and came up with a new line of black barbies. This is actually really great because we are living in a time where our little girls really don't see black barbies and when they do their a hot ghetto mess! Angela and Vanessa are capitalizing on this "Trend" and turning it into a long term cash cow. Some people say that Angela and Vanessa get too much publicity and they "aren't even doing anything major" WELL! That statement coming from the same person that said Kat Stacks was a bad bitch and Nicki Minaj was actually a barbie... Angela may catch alot of crap from MediaTakeOut.com but honestly? Shes not a bad person, shes a good role model, and shes not overly sexed up like some of your "role models". If you ask me Angela and Vanessa are showing young girls that instead of walking around trying to BE a barbie and not making a dime... Get an investor, get your business status up to par and team up with Mattel... you'll be set for a while! Congratulations Simmons Sisters... Seiko Salutes You!

Basketball Wives: Return of The Ratchet

2011-05-19T13:06:00.000-07:00

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Ugh *rolls my eyes* I really hope Evelyn doesn't think anybody is falling for the "You weren't there so I was forced to be a hoe" line cause I'm not buying it. You are a bop because you wanted to be a bop. You thought being a bop would be a lucrative business decision... Nobody is falling for the tears. Royce better whoop up on Evelyn and Tami better whoop up on her too... If you gon act ratchet go all out wit it! I can't wait to see this season, It should be funny. P.S. theres a new bitch on the show and Suzie is back

[Remix] @KeshaSuxx and @BobAtl Release "Blow" Remix

2011-05-17T17:42:00.000-07:00

I fuckin LOVE it! and clearly Bobby Ray loved the original song cause hes on the remix! Its amazing what you can do with Protools, your favorite song, and a really good producer... I Love Bobby Ray's on this track cause the song was already a banger! Download it people!

Celebrity Look Alikes: @KMAC_MSE and @bobatl

2011-05-17T16:51:00.000-07:00

DO YOU GUYS SEE IT? IF SO TWEET ME!!! @SEIKOSUXXMMI