Salvia Sales are UP thanks to Miley Cyrus

After seeing her smoke from a bong, California salvia sales are up! They aren't just asking for the regular shit, oh no no no, their asking for the shit MILEY was trippin off of! Big up to Miley for proving that celebrities are just like us, they like to get high every now and then! Besides shes 18, you can't expect her to be Hannah Montana Forever.

P.S. To all the parents talking about how they "aren't letting our kids watch her show, shes a bad influence." Maybe if YOU were explaining drugs, alcohol, and sex to your children and showing them the negative affects of it THEY WON'T DO WHAT MILEY IS DOING! Miley has her own life to live so leave that girl alone and let her live it! If I had a kid I'd let em know... Mama smoke weed once or twice... -pause- Okay everyday for about 3 years, but I would never tell you that its the BEST THING for you. I made mistakes but you have to make mistakes too. Just don't get pregnant and don't get strung out on some serious drugs. Educate your kids, and don't make yourself seem perfect. When you hide all those skeletons in your closet eventually they come falling out... think about that you simple bastuuds.