So I told you guys that as soon as shit hit the fan I'd post about it. So lets just cover everything shall we...
Bowwow Smashed Kim Kardashian?
... *Blank Stare* Okay that just isn't believable regardless how you put it. Why you ask? Bowwow got money and in a way he's still relevant, but Bowwow's money ain't long enough for Kim Kardashian to consider fuckin'. Bowwow thats not necessarily a bad thing because most of the men who smashed Kim Kardashian regret it. That inflatted ass ain't nothing but a next day regret to a nigga like you.
Evelyn and Jennifer Break-Up
... Look here you childish heffers, I know like hell it ain't that serious. Evelyn, I blame your smart uneducated no diploma havin' ass for fallin for her bullshit again. you admitted that you didn't have a strong enough foundation with her to even trust her with your deepest secrets but yet the bitch ran her mouth about you and your man and you let her back in. Jennifer! You'z a dumb bitch if I ever seen one! Ya'll forgive me for the bad grammer, but I don't really give two fucks right now. Jennifer, you're single, but nobody really gave a fuck about your crumbling relationship including your now ex-husband. You got 1 more year til you hit 40, you really need to stop it with the bitter bullshit. You may have more money then Mrs. Hozada-Ochocinco but for you to have a college degree you're dingy as fuck! Learn to keep your mouth shut and you might be able to keep some friends. P.S. Stop puttin NeNe Leaks into shit before she fuck around and beat on yo ass like a gotdamn cango drum.
Kimbella Vanderhee V.S. Erica Mena
On paper Kimbella and Erica are the exact same person. Both did music videos, they've both modeled and both have famous (or in Erica's Case formerly famous) Baby's Father's. Both Latina, Both very pretty. So what is Erica's issue? Three years ago Kimbella slept with Fabolous, well in 2004 Erica, who was doing videos at the time, lost her virginity to who else? Fabolous. Maybe thats where her animosity towards Kimbella comes from. But like most vixen's turned fashion models, Erica didn't realize that her dirty laundry would be aired out. Erica does the "Spearmint Rhino" ring a bell? No? Its the club you used to work in. You know... the club you were allegedly giving $200 blowjobs in to pay for your allegedly expensive coke habit? Who else has Kimbella be linked to? Yeah, thanks. And speaking of doing shit for free... ERICA, AIN'T YOU DOIN' LOVE AND HIP HOP FOR FREE? Don't say shit else about hoes doin shit for free because nobody knows who the fuck you are... Have a seat bitch.
AND THE WINNER IS????... KIMBELLA VANDERHEE
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