Those who have been paying attention know that Evelyn Lozada has filed for divorce 41 days after she Married Chad Johnson. Some of you think this is a new record for shortest Marriage ever and sadly you are WRONG. As a matter of fact there is still a record holder and if you're wondering who here is the list!!!:
Britney Spears & Jason Alexander
Britney and Jason were child hood friends and during a wild night out in 2004 Britney found herself MARRIED. It was a joke gone too far and within 72 hours Britney's marriage was annuled. This makes Britney the RECORD HOLDER for the Shortest Hollywood Marriage
Evelyn Lozada & Chad Johnson
That's right children Evelyn and Chad are DONEZO after just 41 days of matrimony. Their split comes after Chad's grown ass decided to head butt Evelyn because she flipped over a condom receipt. Chad sometimes you don't need to keep them reciepts! Not to mention the fact that Chad should have known that his ripping and running would end once he got married. Now he lost 2 jobs because he put head on Evelyn "I'll Get You Bitch" Lozada!
Kim Kardashyknees & Kris "My Baby Can Read" Humpris
If you didn't see this one coming you're slower then Kris!!! This marriage lasted all of 72 days... Just long enough to film the show and keep it pumping! But we've been over these two dimwits since they started dating.
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