Keyboard Bangers: Bashing @EvelynLozada For Fun?

Now before I start... I am in no way condoning Evelyn's behavior in the past. NOW, lets get into this! As I was on Bossip and they were talking about Basketball Wives Miami I brought up the fact that I did indeed purchase a couple of Evelyn's Eyeshadow sets (Which were stolen one fateful weekend) and I was hit with MASSIVE hate. People I'm going to make this short and sweet and EXTREMELY BLUNT. Evelyn may not be a perfect person, hell she admitted she was a hoe on national television and instead of people saying "Well at least SHE knows who she is and shes not hiding from it" all you saw was "Shes still a disgusting person and a gold digging whore!" NEWS FLASH BITCHES: To some extent ALL WOMEN are gold diggers! Are you going to marry someone who is financially stable or are you going to marry someone who can't keep a job, doesn't help cook or clean, doesn't help with the kids and sits on his ass and plays  xbox360 all day? Exactly, you're going to marry the man that can match your fly and take care of home. Evelyn is just looking for SECURITY like most women are. Now as much as ya'll judge the fuck out of her... JUDGE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR OWN SITUATION. I'm leaving it at that because there will be backlash so I must save room for that.

Playing Your Cards Right: @LauraGovan Speaks on "Groupies" on BBWLA

While trying to keep her "job" Laura Govan decided to try and retaliate against Shaunie O'Neal while playing nice. Unfortunately as usual Laura "Been a Baby Mama for 12 years" Govan decided to once again throw shade at Draya for being a "Jump-Off"... Here's what she had to say (Thank You Bossip):

“Shaunie has nothing to do with ‘BBW: L.A."

But while she wants her spot to stay secure, apparently Laura is all for the Drayas, Bambis and Brooke’s of the world to get their own spin-off:

“If it’s ‘Basketball Wives,’ then let’s hold this title. At least have some basketball affiliation. At least keep it in the group, just have an affiliation. I’ve been with my guy 12 years, regardless of marriage or not. I’ve paid my dues. Give me some people who have paid their dues.”

“At the end of the day, the title is called ‘Basketball Wives,’ at least play basketball. Let’s not just have the groupies. Get that for another show. That could be the jump-off show.”

LAURA!!! Didn't you fuck Shaq not just while HE was married... but while you were with Gillie Da Kid Arenas? Yeah, bitch I'm gonna need you to seek your life and a stadium of seats because YOU were chasing behind Gloria's ass trying to catch some baller dick and a ring. You know what Laura!!! You're getting judged so hard right now! And I know somewhere @RonaldMatters is reading you for filth! But I need you to know...

When Its Over: Entertainment's Shortest Marriages

Those who have been paying attention know that Evelyn Lozada has filed for divorce 41 days after she Married Chad Johnson. Some of you think this is a new record for shortest Marriage ever and sadly you are WRONG. As a matter of fact there is still a record holder and if you're wondering who here is the list!!!:

Britney Spears & Jason Alexander

Britney and Jason were child hood friends and during a wild night out in 2004 Britney found herself MARRIED. It was a joke gone too far and within 72 hours Britney's marriage was annuled. This makes Britney the RECORD HOLDER for the Shortest Hollywood Marriage

Evelyn Lozada & Chad Johnson
 
That's right children Evelyn and Chad are DONEZO after just 41 days of matrimony. Their split comes after Chad's grown ass decided to head butt Evelyn because she flipped over a condom receipt. Chad sometimes you don't need to keep them reciepts! Not to mention the fact that Chad should have known that his ripping and running would end once he got married. Now he lost 2 jobs because he put head on Evelyn "I'll Get You Bitch" Lozada!

Kim Kardashyknees & Kris "My Baby Can Read" Humpris

If you didn't see this one coming you're slower then Kris!!! This marriage lasted all of 72 days... Just long enough to film the show and keep it pumping! But we've been over these two dimwits since they started dating.