A Narcissist Paradise: The Story Of Beyaki and Her Folding Fetus

I know what is about to happen. I'm going to get tweets out the ass saying "oh my god! It was just the dress!" but lets be completely honest... the dress was not that loose. The situation we have here is that of a Narcissist who clearly thinks the world is THAT stupid. Beyaki may very well be pregnant BUT if she is not this is a very sick and twisted way to get attention. Many of her fans have asked why she would lie about something so serious, well in the mind of a narcissist YOU (the stans) are too stupid to realize its all a hoax and you are going to continue to spend money on her music. Due to her now lack luster career (and NO her album has not gon platinum in the U.S. and this IS her biggest market), the fact that she has been caught stealing other peoples material from over seas, and announcing her pregnancy when she is such a "PRIVATE" person it is safe to say that something just isn't right. Beyaki has done more interviews in the past month about this pregnancy then she ever has about her relationship with her husband. If you're too busy focused on her pregnancy it'll take attention away from her flopping album. How many interviews did Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Hudson, Mariah Carey and Alicia Keys do while they were pregnant? Hell Fantasia came out about her pregnancy 2 months ago and she STILL hasn't really said anything about her pregnancy because with an announcement like that comes the paparazzi and with paparazzi comes stress which in turn affects the baby. Some of you are angry that us bloggers for speaking the truth but if Beyaki was really that concerned about a healthy happy baby she wouldn't have subjected herself to all the drama and stress that comes along with publicly announcing you're pregnant. Even if she wanted to put aside her Narcissistic ways and admit she is wearing a prosthetic baby bump she couldn't. This whole story has taken a life of its own and the way me and the rest of the blog world see it, this whole pregnancy has taken a turn for the worse. now YOU can be mad about it, You can go ahead and leave a comment (Use your twitter to log in wit disqus) but until I see a baby with Beyaki's eyes and Jay-Z's lips... I'm not buying it. If that baby bump is real... I got a bridge to sell for the low if you're trying to buy it.

Beyonce Album Leaks + Full Review

Tracklist:
1. 1+1
2. I Care
3. I Miss You
4. Best Thing I Never Had
5. Party Ft. Andre 3000
6. Rather Die Young
7. Start Over
8. Love On Top
9. Countdown
10. End Of Time
11. I Was Here
12. Run The World (Girls)


Review:
First and foremost I want to say FUCK ALL THE BEYONCE STANS THAT ARE ABOUT TO GET MAD. Now on to my review... This album offers me a few good songs, "Party" featuring Andre 3 Stacks is going to be the staple for this album if anyone buys it. Honestly, I see why it was leaked and we all know who leaked it. Nobody else could have leaked it, so we all know it was the label. When it drops the label will buy back a few units and a few copies on iTunes to make it look like it did numbers but this album is WEAKER than weak. It ALL sounds like something Paula Abdul would have dropped back in the 80's. The constant screaming is a MAJOR turn off, the beat selection is not her style at all and to make matters worse you can HEAR her straining her voice. This is what happens when someone who doesn't write or produce their own songs gets new management and then tries to take over creative control of their own shit. Beyonce please go give Jay-Z a baby so Jessie J, Adele, Rihanna, and Lady Gaga can get the full shine they deserve. Thank you. I mean if you love her that much go ahead and download it and see if its REALLY worth the money.


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Selfishness Gets You NO WHERE: Beyonce Falls In the iTunes Charts

Shout out to MTO for the picture. Clearly you can see that KELLY ROWLAND, the red headed step-child in the Knowles household, is at number Twenty-Three on the itunes chart with her new hit single "Motivation" Featuring Weezy F Baby. Beyonce Who recently released her worse song EVER (Co-Written by The Dream) has fallen in at number Seventy-One and that is just in the two weeks since it was released. When The Song Dropped it peeked at number Thirty-Three on the billboard charts. To make matters worse, Rihanna and Katy Perry BOTH beat out "Queen" B, coming in at Number Six with "S&M" and number One with "E.T.". Beyonce has fallen to number Forty-Eight on the billboards Hot 100 chart. Now if you Fans are STILL in Denial...

Bitches Lie, Niggas Lie, Hell even the preacher at the church lied when he told you you weren't goin to hell for suckin dick in the church multi purpose room... But these numbers don't lie. These numbers say Queen Flop is exactly what Lady GaGa said she was... A dancer with a nice voice. With that being said... I will sip on my Corona and let you stans quietly kill yourselves.

Beyonce Update!

Damnit man! I really wanted to see that baby. Looks like we've been hood winked people! Tina Knowles was on the Ellen D. show when she confirmed that all rumors were false and she was NOT pregnant. I know people we're all sad. Hey, it'll happen though! One day...

Jay-Z and Beyonce Expecting their First Child

FINALLY!!!! Beyonce and Jay-Z are expecting their very 1st child! Congratulations to the happy couple. Jay and Beyonce have been married for a while now it was becoming clear that Jay-Z was getting daddy syndrome. Personally I felt like it would happen when it happened. Once again I say congratulations and big up to VladTV for the heads up! 

Shes just Like Me: Beyonce shows how she really Rocks

Beyonce, Beyonce... -happy sigh- Beyonce... Thank you for showing that you still have a heart. There are rappers and singers who still ain't shit goin over bored to get fans attention (Trey Songz) Bey, thank you for not being a snooty booty! Seiko Wuvs you!

LACEFRONT SHAWTY? My new Shit!

YOU BETTA GET THE LACEFRONT WITH THE BANGS OR THE SWOOP! LMFAO! U MIGHT LOOK LIKE KAT STACKS BUT AT LEAST THIS SONG WONT APPLY TO YOU

Beyonce Serving Face Like Never Before

*Blank Stare* BEYONCE YOU BETTA SERVE THESE FIENDS BITCH! YAAAAAAAS! HATERS, TELL EM WHY YOU MAD SON!

Porn Star Brian Pumper Disses Jay-Z with song Directed at Beyonce

Brian what the FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? When you diss Jay-Z you don't get a reply for it, But diss Beyonce, and Sasha Fierce gone come out the wood work like "Bitch I bet you wont say it again!" This has to be the dumbest thing Brian could have done! seeing as how he is the WORSE rapper to ever step foot in the game. NICKI MINAJ, KEYS, AND ELI PORTER GO HARDER THEN YO BORDERLINE RETARDED ASS BRIAN!!! Get it together please. 2 snaps! AND I'M OUT!