Menopause Dreaming: @KARLIEREDD Talks Getting A Record Deal

*Sips Tea* In the above picture we have two very talentless rappers... One who has been washed up since "Bubble Gum" and the other who was never famous enough to be considered washed, dried and hung up. Well, One of these old yard fowls feels that they have what it takes to get signed and shes willing to do ... ANYTHING... to get that deal. Yes dear children, I am talking about Karlie "Methusela" Redd. Recently this 47 year old "Singer" did an interview with DJ Vlad about what shes willing to do to get signed. Apparently she decided to leave out MOLESTING little Roscoe Dash... KARLIE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! ROSCOE DASH IS 22 YEARS OLD AND LOOKS LIKE HES 16! YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE SITTING IN A HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT WITH CALL OF DUTY AND PIZZA ROLLS SITTING IN YOUR LAP! I digress... Here's the interview for those that actually... give a fuck. Karlie speaks on not "hating" on anybody because there is enough room and shine for everyone... NOT YOU KARLIE! AIN'T NO ROOM FOR OLD ASS BIRDS WHO CAN'T SING, RAP OR DANCE AND GET READ FOR FILTH EVERY TIME THEY COME ACROSS A T.V. SCREEN! As far as her not "hating"... But Karlie weren't you the one coming for K. Michelle when CLEARLY K. Michelle is more seasoned in this music business then you are? Moving RIGHT along. She also speaks on just releasing singles until a label situation is available... Karlie! You are supposedly managed by Cash Money... If you were really that good you'd be signed to Young Money already. Mack Maine said it best (Thank You Jacky Jasper) "That bitch is 47 years old, nobody in the industry is fucking with her because shes too old" ... Karlie if you were going to get a deal it would have already happened, You know with you already singing about being the "Clean Up Woman" and Girls Having Needs and all that great stuff. When its really all said and done... Karlie you can go ahead and hang those washed up "vocals" right beside Bagsheeda Dodson while her Legs are to the moon and her and toya are trying to make us believe they got that ill Nana ... CLICK THESE LINKS AT YOUR OWN GOTDAMN RISK BECAUSE I REFUSE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU LISTENING TO GARBAGE JUICE! NOT MY MUTHAFUCKIN FAULT!!! But if you want to listen and side eye??? Chris Brown can help you!!!



Thank you for that side eye Breezy... We needed that! But what we don't need is this...