Bandz A Make Her Dance: @KMichelle Gives SOBs Life

Hi gorgeous lady! Yes people the above picture is of K Michelle with no make up and shes oh so pretty without it... Unlike The Following:


Mhmmm! Lets get into this! Bagsheeda, You say K. Michelle has been dogging you behind your back, but since the reunion aired you've been trying to sell your grammatically incorrect interviews to whoever is willing to listen to your ratchet ass. Her friends Karlie and Toya seem to have nothing but negative things to say as well. So K. Michelle, who never REALLY responded to any of these people as openly as she wanted to decided to do it the best way she possibly could... With a song.

 

Oh dear Jesus! I got my life and it feels oh so good!!! K Michelle! Who told you to read these irrelevant bitches the way you did?!?! It was rude, it was disrespectful... It was the funniest thing I've ever heard a day in my life! K Michelle loudly spoke to her back up sangers "Sang it with me back up sangers!" and then did! She belted out lines like "While the hoes is poppin' pussy in Atlanta... I'm poppin' Bandz" Yaaaaaaaaas K Michelle! A thousand times YAAAAAAAAAAAS! You better sing to Methusela, Flopsheeda and My Baby Can Read (Toya)!!! Flopsheeda maybe you should talk about that Floyd Mayweather nose you used to have and stop talking about K. Michelle's "Fake Ass" and her "Lies about the abuse". Better yet... worry about getting those bags fixed... I know its hard worrying about your caree... I CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!!! Ahhhhh... I'm done! I can't with this no career having, side ways speaking, "I stomp grapes for fun" face ass bitch.

Menopause Dreaming: @KARLIEREDD Talks Getting A Record Deal

*Sips Tea* In the above picture we have two very talentless rappers... One who has been washed up since "Bubble Gum" and the other who was never famous enough to be considered washed, dried and hung up. Well, One of these old yard fowls feels that they have what it takes to get signed and shes willing to do ... ANYTHING... to get that deal. Yes dear children, I am talking about Karlie "Methusela" Redd. Recently this 47 year old "Singer" did an interview with DJ Vlad about what shes willing to do to get signed. Apparently she decided to leave out MOLESTING little Roscoe Dash... KARLIE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! ROSCOE DASH IS 22 YEARS OLD AND LOOKS LIKE HES 16! YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE SITTING IN A HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT WITH CALL OF DUTY AND PIZZA ROLLS SITTING IN YOUR LAP! I digress... Here's the interview for those that actually... give a fuck. Karlie speaks on not "hating" on anybody because there is enough room and shine for everyone... NOT YOU KARLIE! AIN'T NO ROOM FOR OLD ASS BIRDS WHO CAN'T SING, RAP OR DANCE AND GET READ FOR FILTH EVERY TIME THEY COME ACROSS A T.V. SCREEN! As far as her not "hating"... But Karlie weren't you the one coming for K. Michelle when CLEARLY K. Michelle is more seasoned in this music business then you are? Moving RIGHT along. She also speaks on just releasing singles until a label situation is available... Karlie! You are supposedly managed by Cash Money... If you were really that good you'd be signed to Young Money already. Mack Maine said it best (Thank You Jacky Jasper) "That bitch is 47 years old, nobody in the industry is fucking with her because shes too old" ... Karlie if you were going to get a deal it would have already happened, You know with you already singing about being the "Clean Up Woman" and Girls Having Needs and all that great stuff. When its really all said and done... Karlie you can go ahead and hang those washed up "vocals" right beside Bagsheeda Dodson while her Legs are to the moon and her and toya are trying to make us believe they got that ill Nana ... CLICK THESE LINKS AT YOUR OWN GOTDAMN RISK BECAUSE I REFUSE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU LISTENING TO GARBAGE JUICE! NOT MY MUTHAFUCKIN FAULT!!! But if you want to listen and side eye??? Chris Brown can help you!!!



Thank you for that side eye Breezy... We needed that! But what we don't need is this...

Dried Up Bubblegum: @Rasheeda Take A STADIUM of Seats

Excuse me Ms. Buckner... I'm here to let you know that WE'RE NOT HERE FOR YOUR TACTICS TO GET ON... OR THAT LACKLUSTER CAREER. Now I tried to hold my tongue about Rasheeda's comments toward K. Michelle, but I can't hold it back anymore. As if I didn't like you before I REALLY don't like you now. First you come on the show as a 43 year old rapper (You've been doing it since 1990 give it up) and Now you want to defend someone elses house hold but can't defend your own. Rasheeda nobody is paying for that doggy chew toy you call an album. Take your molded bubble gum and that joke you call a career elsewhere. Maybe you should try being a model for Sears or maybe Macy's.