The Sweet Pussy Queen is Back: @TheRealMajela Got A New Hit

Okay, so why did no one tell me that this bitch was on X Factor last year swinging her sweet pussy on stage in front of Simon Cowell? Well that is neither hear nor there! The Queen of Pussy Slanging (Salute that boy @jeremiahKOEking... We do still dick slang in 2012) Has a new hit single, I assume is produced by Stevie J since shes singing about her snatch (HEY STEEBIE!). The song is called "Queefy Farty Vagina" and children... She is serving all types of hot twat. Her hair and outfit, Lil Kim circa 1997, and those Karlie Redd style vocals and lyrics. Yes baby! Ya'll get into this and get into it right now!!!

Menopause Dreaming: @KARLIEREDD Talks Getting A Record Deal

*Sips Tea* In the above picture we have two very talentless rappers... One who has been washed up since "Bubble Gum" and the other who was never famous enough to be considered washed, dried and hung up. Well, One of these old yard fowls feels that they have what it takes to get signed and shes willing to do ... ANYTHING... to get that deal. Yes dear children, I am talking about Karlie "Methusela" Redd. Recently this 47 year old "Singer" did an interview with DJ Vlad about what shes willing to do to get signed. Apparently she decided to leave out MOLESTING little Roscoe Dash... KARLIE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! ROSCOE DASH IS 22 YEARS OLD AND LOOKS LIKE HES 16! YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE SITTING IN A HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT WITH CALL OF DUTY AND PIZZA ROLLS SITTING IN YOUR LAP! I digress... Here's the interview for those that actually... give a fuck. Karlie speaks on not "hating" on anybody because there is enough room and shine for everyone... NOT YOU KARLIE! AIN'T NO ROOM FOR OLD ASS BIRDS WHO CAN'T SING, RAP OR DANCE AND GET READ FOR FILTH EVERY TIME THEY COME ACROSS A T.V. SCREEN! As far as her not "hating"... But Karlie weren't you the one coming for K. Michelle when CLEARLY K. Michelle is more seasoned in this music business then you are? Moving RIGHT along. She also speaks on just releasing singles until a label situation is available... Karlie! You are supposedly managed by Cash Money... If you were really that good you'd be signed to Young Money already. Mack Maine said it best (Thank You Jacky Jasper) "That bitch is 47 years old, nobody in the industry is fucking with her because shes too old" ... Karlie if you were going to get a deal it would have already happened, You know with you already singing about being the "Clean Up Woman" and Girls Having Needs and all that great stuff. When its really all said and done... Karlie you can go ahead and hang those washed up "vocals" right beside Bagsheeda Dodson while her Legs are to the moon and her and toya are trying to make us believe they got that ill Nana ... CLICK THESE LINKS AT YOUR OWN GOTDAMN RISK BECAUSE I REFUSE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU LISTENING TO GARBAGE JUICE! NOT MY MUTHAFUCKIN FAULT!!! But if you want to listen and side eye??? Chris Brown can help you!!!



Thank you for that side eye Breezy... We needed that! But what we don't need is this...

And Its A Miss: @NICKIMINAJ Misses Again With "The Boys"

Nicki... Lord Jesus, Baby!... Go ahead and send your barbs and get it over with because I can tell you right now... Child you look like you are struggling! You can't that contouring right to save your life, we are still dealing with this war over your forehead that your lace front has launched against your eyebrows and to make matters worse you think doing a song with CASSIE of all people is going to save your ever drooping career?! Nicki you really are on that lacefront struggle huh?! OBVIOUSLY! Hell in the above picture you look like RuPaul before she got it together!!! I mean if you really want to hear that struggle Nicki and Cassie Got you covered (Click Here) but I'm telling you NOW... You are listening at your own risk! P.S. Oh Nicki I think its cute how you're still wearing SYNTHETIC... *looks around* What was that? *perplexed* Human hair you say?... BLANCHE!

46 and STILL A Flop: @KARLIEREDD Take Several Seats

*Sips Spiked Kool-Aid* Karlie... You my dear are digging yourself into a deeper hole baby. Karlie you cannot be in your 20's because this movie as seen above came out in 2001 when you were clearly in your mid 30's. Not to mention this (Salute @xoBUG_) From the EARLY 90's!!!

 

Karlie! That is DEFINITELY you. This was back in 1997 so you HAD to be in your late 20's.

The Moral of this story is... DON'T LIE ABOUT YOUR AGE TO GET ON BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL FIND OUT THE TRUTH

She Should Stop Frontin': More Tea Is Spilled about @MimiFaust

The more and more I watch this show... The more and more I find out about Oluremi. Apparently Joseline was VERY RIGHT for calling Mimi a groupie bitch she was not lying (Something I already figured out). The tea has finally been spilled! Not only was she a jump off to Ja'Rule, Diddy and Stevie J... She fucked HALF OF BMF! Now, for those of you in Atlanta you KNOW, BMF had OVER 300 people... Thats alot of dick for someone who ISN'T a slut bitch to take. Oh Mimi, how your house of cards is now falling.