Showing posts with label Basketball Wives. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Basketball Wives. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Pot Meet Kettle: A Little Tea about @AdizBambi


Sexy Bambi Suspenders
Alright everybody. I've been meaning to do this for WEEKS now. Alot of you that watch BBWLA know that Bambi has repeatedly called Mrs. Matt Barnes a ho. Now! All we know about that situation is that somebody from Game's Black Wall Street click was tweeting about smashing Gloria. Never were their any pictures, but more over we know how immature the men from Black Wall Street can be. I don't doubt that Gloria might have had her fun while her and Matt spent that 8 months apart but she was single so that's her business, but Bambi lets not throw shots at Gloria when you're not squeaky clean either. As you guys recall in the show Bambi saying she had to go back to Atlanta to do somethings with her music. Well before the show aired, when we found out who the cast was it was rumored that Bambi was fucking for tracks... Well it turns out thats not so much a rumor. Bambi was running around Atlanta laying it low and spreading it wide for tracks and studio time while trying to land herself a baller... At the same damn time. Now you can say I'm mean, but NOBODY in the industry really fucks with Bambi outside of Game's entourage (You know, the people who don't do any type of rapping, producing or songwriting but want to be in the club with Game popping bottles.) Bambi is as of right now... AS I TYPE... only worth about $200,000... but you want to come for someone who is CLEARLY stunting on your broke ass. Chile please. The Govan Sisters alone are worth damn near $30 Million and yet the ONLY THING you can say about Them is that their fake... Meanwhile you're sucking dicks like their jolly ranchers for studio time and you want people to be #TeamBambi... Girl BYE! You and that Blond wig that you stole from Beyonce's trash can need to have a stadium of seats because what we are NOT here for is your Chief Keef-esque style of Rap or your Playboy Bunny reject looks. As my auntie Sweet Brown would say...
 
Now find you a life and get it Bambi... Thank you.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Keyboard Bangers: Bashing @EvelynLozada For Fun?


Now before I start... I am in no way condoning Evelyn's behavior in the past. NOW, lets get into this! As I was on Bossip and they were talking about Basketball Wives Miami I brought up the fact that I did indeed purchase a couple of Evelyn's Eyeshadow sets (Which were stolen one fateful weekend) and I was hit with MASSIVE hate. People I'm going to make this short and sweet and EXTREMELY BLUNT. Evelyn may not be a perfect person, hell she admitted she was a hoe on national television and instead of people saying "Well at least SHE knows who she is and shes not hiding from it" all you saw was "Shes still a disgusting person and a gold digging whore!" NEWS FLASH BITCHES: To some extent ALL WOMEN are gold diggers! Are you going to marry someone who is financially stable or are you going to marry someone who can't keep a job, doesn't help cook or clean, doesn't help with the kids and sits on his ass and plays  xbox360 all day? Exactly, you're going to marry the man that can match your fly and take care of home. Evelyn is just looking for SECURITY like most women are. Now as much as ya'll judge the fuck out of her... JUDGE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR OWN SITUATION. I'm leaving it at that because there will be backlash so I must save room for that.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Basketball Wives: Unleash The Ratchet



Today I want to talk about the basketball whore with the bad weave the bad make up and the tacky dress. Not Evelyn and Jen! MESSY MEEKA CLAXTON! Now as I've been watching the show I've realized more and more how much Meeka reminds me of someone I'm related to. She loves to tell people "I'm a non confrontational person, I really don't like drama and I don't do drama" but in all actuality, you ARE drama. From episode one I knew Meeka was going to be a major issue. She said she had never seen the show, but if you have NEVER seen the show then how do you come in with the predisposition to automatically dislike some people you don't know and want to click up with the two fakest hoes on the show? Lets be real! Everybody KNOWS that Jennifer doesn't LIKE or TRUST Meeka. Now, a few episodes ago Meeka tried to start something with Tami at the Polo event. Now had Tami been talking to Meeka it would have been a different story, but Meeka jumped into a conversation that did NOT involve her! Nobody was talking to Meeka so she had no reason whatsoever to even address Tami. Now the simple fact that when she came on the show everybody was like so Who is her husband again? Should have been a dead give away that she shouldn't be on the show. Honestly I'm still reeling over the fact that she came in hating on Royce the way she did, and in this case, YES SHE WAS HATING. You don't like her because of her former occupation... So because she was an NBA EMPLOYEE who was close to other NBA EMPLOYEES Meeka is indecisive about being cool with Royce. You say ya'll good but behind her back you run your mouth about how you don't trust her or you don't fuck with bitches like her. Meeka simple and plain, You're a messy person, You came on the show as an Evelyn/Jen stan and you THOUGHT that even Evelyn would let your shit talk about Royce slide. Lets be real, you thought you could talk about Royce and it wouldn't get back to anybody that really is cool with her and Tami doesn't do fake people and Meeka got put on front street. We all know how much people hate being put on front street. Hence Evelyn always telling Royce shes a hoe after Royce so lovingly tells her "Stop being a hoe!" Oh how decadent! 

Friday, June 10, 2011

Mo & Kita Go In on Doglyn Hoezada


“Let’s just say Evelyn…we already know that she is the ‘non-mother f–kin’ factor.’ We’re clear on that, right? [Kita: She's the NMFF.] And more than not, what she reminds me of is a walking yeast infection, ’cause everybody’s had one. She met, she greet-meet and slept with a man all in the same night, and then he’s not doing any better. Don’t get me wrong; I know Chad. I’ve associated with Chad. I’ve worked with Chad, but at the same time he’s sending the wrong message to women, to guys, thinking it’s ‘okay’ to wife somebody that you’ve portrayed the image of sleeping with all in the same night. And then she’s supposed to be a mother so how is she setting an example for her daughter [who is] of dating age?And then she slept with someone’s [Tami Roman's] husband, regardless of whether you were together, separated, or not, he’s still a husband. And she pretended to be this chick’s friend. I don’t care if it was a month, a week, or a day. You sit in front of this woman’s face and hee hee and ha ha, knowing that you’ve had her husband **** you down? Oh Tami should have beat her a–.
I can be bold and I can be abrasive. I don’t apologize for who I am and make no mistakes, right? You get what you see. One thing that I’m not going to do is have malicious intent and be straight up rude up and down for no reason. And I think that…she doesn’t deserve any respect if she’s so disrespectful. Period, the end.”
Well I'll be swag damn! Clearly Mo and Royce are the only ones who will tell the truth about Doglyn Hoezada, but this makes me wonder, What happened to make Mo go off the way she did? Hmmmmm, I do wonder. But either way you put it... Doglyn has been called out THREE times for being a hoe, by THREE different people, so WHAT does that tell you Miss Hoezada?

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Basketball Wives: Return of The Ratchet



Ugh *rolls my eyes* I really hope Evelyn doesn't think anybody is falling for the "You weren't there so I was forced to be a hoe" line cause I'm not buying it. You are a bop because you wanted to be a bop. You thought being a bop would be a lucrative business decision... Nobody is falling for the tears. Royce better whoop up on Evelyn and Tami better whoop up on her too... If you gon act ratchet go all out wit it! I can't wait to see this season, It should be funny. P.S. theres a new bitch on the show and Suzie is back

Friday, August 6, 2010

Matt Barnes and Gloria Govan Split?



For all of you who watch Basketball Wives and got mad when Jennifer, Evelyn, Susie, and Royce made the statement that Gloria was stupid for thinking that Matt was being faithful to her... Looks like your stupid for thinking he wouldn't get caught! As of August 2nd, as reported by NecoleBitchie.com the wedding is OFF. Now the two were set to wed on August 21st in Santa Barbra. Matt's only statement has been "Please respect my privacy." Now if I have to speak about this, Matt Barnes is not the most innocent person in the league, I mean lets just face it. I nicknamed Gloria. Cleopatra is the name I give her and all the rest of these bitches thats in denial about their cheating men. Now I know Jennifer is kinda diva like, but Jennifer came to terms with the fact that the man shes with had been cheating. Gloria if Matt was cheating, you're redundant for not listening when people told you he was no good. Gloria is 22 maybe 23, and I understand you have kids with him, but be real, everybody from season one is leaning back shaking their head like "Bitch we told you so!"