@TheRealEve Releases Video Teaser for "She Bad Bad"

In the mighty name of JESUS!!! EVE! What the fuck did we tell you about this "song"?!?! We are not here for it woman! This song sounds like something you dug out of Nicki Minaj's cotton candy colored litter box and we don't want it! Now Eve I love you I do, but I'm not buying it, putting it on lay away and I do not want a credit like for it. Get it outta here! The video looks cute though! I'll be watching it on mute. How about YOU guys?

Playing Your Cards Right: @LauraGovan Speaks on "Groupies" on BBWLA

While trying to keep her "job" Laura Govan decided to try and retaliate against Shaunie O'Neal while playing nice. Unfortunately as usual Laura "Been a Baby Mama for 12 years" Govan decided to once again throw shade at Draya for being a "Jump-Off"... Here's what she had to say (Thank You Bossip):

“Shaunie has nothing to do with ‘BBW: L.A."

But while she wants her spot to stay secure, apparently Laura is all for the Drayas, Bambis and Brooke’s of the world to get their own spin-off:

“If it’s ‘Basketball Wives,’ then let’s hold this title. At least have some basketball affiliation. At least keep it in the group, just have an affiliation. I’ve been with my guy 12 years, regardless of marriage or not. I’ve paid my dues. Give me some people who have paid their dues.”

“At the end of the day, the title is called ‘Basketball Wives,’ at least play basketball. Let’s not just have the groupies. Get that for another show. That could be the jump-off show.”

LAURA!!! Didn't you fuck Shaq not just while HE was married... but while you were with Gillie Da Kid Arenas? Yeah, bitch I'm gonna need you to seek your life and a stadium of seats because YOU were chasing behind Gloria's ass trying to catch some baller dick and a ring. You know what Laura!!! You're getting judged so hard right now! And I know somewhere @RonaldMatters is reading you for filth! But I need you to know...

Oop! Bet That Nigga Won't Try It... Thanks @MalaysiaPargo

Malaysia Pargo has done the unthinkable!!! With the help of her handy dandy helper Jason of Beverly Hills, Malaysia has created a wedding band that is not only beautiful, but leaves an imprint of the word "MARRIED" on your husbands finger. Honestly? This is a GREAT idea. There are alot of women who get involved with Married men unknowingly BECAUSE they don't see a ring and that man probably only wears his ring around the house to make his WIFE think everything is good. As soon as he gets in the car the ring comes OFF and hes off to being single. Welp, not this time buddy boy! These hoes shall KNOW that you are married because there is no washing this off. For all you women who know your man is a cheater? Hes only doing it because he knows that he can get away with it. Now if a hoe just doesn't care that hes married then MAYBE you shouldn't get this ring and you should just get you some JESUS!!! *Praise Break*

YES GAWD!!!

That Pedestal: Give @ChrisBrown A Break

Alright, enough is enough! Now ya'll know I'm a blogger so I always check out the other blogs and read the comments that people leave. Lately people have been saying "Chris Brown looks so sick I hope hes okay" and "That nigga look strung out! Where are his friends?!" And in recent weeks I can admit that Chris has been looking like he needs a home cooked meal (Chris you better tell Krispychickenfreshlettucethreecheesesranchdressingwrappedupinatastyflourtortilla to learn how to cook!) But did any of you ever stop to think that MAYBE the stress of being put on a pedestal is making him lose all this weight? Enough is now enough. All you bloggers and readers have YET to realize what putting people on a pedestal does to them! We put Britney on a pedestal, She grew up in front of our eyes and instead of letting her make mistakes we went all in!!! A Year later she'd lost BOTH of her children, Shaved her head and been in and out of rehab 4 times already. We put Whitney on a pedestal, By the time any of us realized that nasty coke habit had come back to rear its ugly head, Whitney was divorced, back in rehab and losing the voice that made her the stand out star she was. 3 years after her comeback, She died. All those years of drug use, trying to cope with the stress of being put on this bright pink glittered pedestal BROKE HER. Now you're doing it to Chris Brown. He came into this game when he was 13 (Whose Girl is That & Yamaha Mama) and grew up right before our eyes. He made ONE mistake that cost him everything. He paid his dues and the person he wronged forgave him, but for some reason he can't live it down. People continue to ask him about it when he doesn't want to and then you nit pick and call him "Childish" when he was VISIBLY aggravated on stage, but waited til he wasn't around cameras to flip out and throw chairs. He tells a paparazzi "Dude thats gay" and hes a homophobe. He lip-syncs at the Billboard Awards and even THAT gave you cause to hate him. Now you want to say he looks sick? LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE! HOW MANY MORE EXAMPLES DO YOU NEED TO SEE THAT THESE PEDESTALS ARE HURTING PEOPLE!? BRITNEY, WHITNEY, BREEZY, RIH RIH, MILEY, DEMI, CHRISTINA... DO I NEED TO FUCKING CONTINUE!? Maybe if you treated them like NORMAL people who don't have status they wouldn't spin out of control. Think about the next time you decide to comment on a blog about Chris "Mo Bitches" Brown (Aye that nigga get ALL the hoes and I ain't even mad)