Hair Weave Fixer: Kemosabe Tran Photoed Out With Her Stylist

Now over the past couple days there has been speculation over this picture taken from Instagram captioned "Forget about last night... My hair weave killer". Karamelkrunchbar was caught have a night on the town with a young man who was not Chris Brown. Instead she hung out with her flaming stylist and friends... KanIGetARefill loves the gays as you guys know. Be serious people... Do you really think Kaliforniakingbed is going to fuck up her meal ticket?!?! Its clear that she is only threatened by Rihanna because if Chris and Rih get back together Klondikebar has to sink back into the Unknown Abyss... She's NOT stepping out on Chris no matter how long he continues to pelvis slap with Rihanna... She knows she's the side bitch and He knows shes the side bitch... She is going to stay in her lane... PERIOD.


Know your place!

The Sweet Pussy Queen is Back: @TheRealMajela Got A New Hit

Okay, so why did no one tell me that this bitch was on X Factor last year swinging her sweet pussy on stage in front of Simon Cowell? Well that is neither hear nor there! The Queen of Pussy Slanging (Salute that boy @jeremiahKOEking... We do still dick slang in 2012) Has a new hit single, I assume is produced by Stevie J since shes singing about her snatch (HEY STEEBIE!). The song is called "Queefy Farty Vagina" and children... She is serving all types of hot twat. Her hair and outfit, Lil Kim circa 1997, and those Karlie Redd style vocals and lyrics. Yes baby! Ya'll get into this and get into it right now!!!

That Lightskin Love: Kaliforniarollwithfreshwasabi Tran "Devastated" Over Rih Rih and Breezy Kiss

Well we all saw it coming. Thursday night at the VMA's we saw what we KNEW was coming... A public show of affection between the estranged lovers. Now it was reported that Chris would NOT be at the VMA's but at the last minute he threw on his suit and popped up with out his girl friend of 1 year Karrotcake Tran (NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO SAY HER NAME). She was said to be devastated by the very public show of affection. Now you guys KNOW I am not one to hold my tongue so here it goes:

KentuckyGrilledChicken!!! We already KNEW that Chris and Rihanna were still fuckin... So how the fuck didn't YOU know? Kanyoustandtherain, are you that pressed about becoming a model that you're will to risk your dignity? You look stupid! You look like Emily B. You KNOW he's fucking someone else and you play like you don't see it. Lord I pray they never give us a Love and Hip Hop LA cause that'll be a story we don't need to see!!!

That Pedestal: Give @ChrisBrown A Break

Alright, enough is enough! Now ya'll know I'm a blogger so I always check out the other blogs and read the comments that people leave. Lately people have been saying "Chris Brown looks so sick I hope hes okay" and "That nigga look strung out! Where are his friends?!" And in recent weeks I can admit that Chris has been looking like he needs a home cooked meal (Chris you better tell Krispychickenfreshlettucethreecheesesranchdressingwrappedupinatastyflourtortilla to learn how to cook!) But did any of you ever stop to think that MAYBE the stress of being put on a pedestal is making him lose all this weight? Enough is now enough. All you bloggers and readers have YET to realize what putting people on a pedestal does to them! We put Britney on a pedestal, She grew up in front of our eyes and instead of letting her make mistakes we went all in!!! A Year later she'd lost BOTH of her children, Shaved her head and been in and out of rehab 4 times already. We put Whitney on a pedestal, By the time any of us realized that nasty coke habit had come back to rear its ugly head, Whitney was divorced, back in rehab and losing the voice that made her the stand out star she was. 3 years after her comeback, She died. All those years of drug use, trying to cope with the stress of being put on this bright pink glittered pedestal BROKE HER. Now you're doing it to Chris Brown. He came into this game when he was 13 (Whose Girl is That & Yamaha Mama) and grew up right before our eyes. He made ONE mistake that cost him everything. He paid his dues and the person he wronged forgave him, but for some reason he can't live it down. People continue to ask him about it when he doesn't want to and then you nit pick and call him "Childish" when he was VISIBLY aggravated on stage, but waited til he wasn't around cameras to flip out and throw chairs. He tells a paparazzi "Dude thats gay" and hes a homophobe. He lip-syncs at the Billboard Awards and even THAT gave you cause to hate him. Now you want to say he looks sick? LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE! HOW MANY MORE EXAMPLES DO YOU NEED TO SEE THAT THESE PEDESTALS ARE HURTING PEOPLE!? BRITNEY, WHITNEY, BREEZY, RIH RIH, MILEY, DEMI, CHRISTINA... DO I NEED TO FUCKING CONTINUE!? Maybe if you treated them like NORMAL people who don't have status they wouldn't spin out of control. Think about the next time you decide to comment on a blog about Chris "Mo Bitches" Brown (Aye that nigga get ALL the hoes and I ain't even mad)

Dear @MomBreezy, GIVE THEM YOUR ASS TO KISS!

Dear Mama Joyce,

I know that the past couple days have been kind of rough for you with all the drama surrounding your very GENERAL tweets. Well I'm here to say that not all bloggers are going to turn those tweets into something to cry over. As a mother you have your sons best interest at heart (and we KNOW that he still has a place in his heart for Ri Ri) as do you. With that being said, and I say this with so much respect for you as a mother and a woman... GIVE THESE BLOGS THAT CHOSE TO MAKE YOU THE BAD GUY YOUR ASS TO KISS! Chris that goes for you too!!! Karruchae... Karinsurence... Krispychickenfreshlettuce... HOWEVER YOU SAY YOUR NAME WOMAN (it confuses the fuck out of me and THATS THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE!!!) Give em your little pancake ass to kiss too! I'd tell Rihanna to do it but shes been doin that for like 2 years now so there is no reason to even tell her too. Although I have my opinions (which does not matter much because I am on the outside looking in) It is also not my place to ASSUME anything unless I am going to do my research, which lets be frank this whole situation is really not even worth the attention its getting. It was a friggin' tweet. Bossip, Mediatakeout and any other major blog that is making this a "story" , simply because you have nothing else to talk about, need to get your life immediately.

Sincerely,
Seiko La'Rue
The Blogger With a Face
(I WANT EM TO KNOW WHO STYLIN' ON EM!!!)

@rihanna Gives A Female Fan a Lapdance

I think Nicki needs to take notes from Ri Ri cause that was a nice lap dance. Shout Out to Rihanna for being AWARE OF HER BODY!!! There are alot of female artists giving their fans lap dances but Ri is the only one since Janet Jackson to REALLY give a SERIOUS lap dance. All in all I like what Ri is doing so I salute her

@rihanna Releases Man Down: Whats The Big Deal?

So Rihanna finally brought to us via BET her now infamous "Man Down" Video. Why do I call it infamous? Because the video has been out for LESS than 48 hours and already people are making it into a big deal! Rihanna depicted herself shooting a man, YES, but she also depicted WHY she shot that man and explained I didn't mean to do it but he hurt me. By law in the USA if you are violently raped in your home you have every right to shoot the man who did it. Its self defense. Rihanna showed what so many rape victims are so scared to do. Too scared to face our attacker, we hide and cry as if we are wrong. Ladies no matter how you're dressed, or how promiscuous you are... NO MEANS NO and if a man can't understand that and you have the ability to defend yourself? DO IT. I don't condone you shooting him dead, BUT the eyes and the testicles are always within reach. Robyn Fenty did a beautiful job telling her story. Ladies I want you to always remember No matter how short your dress, how many men you've been with, or how intoxicated you are... NOBODY DESERVES TO BE RAPED... Trust me, I know. So thank you Robyn for this amazing video and song. If You are a victim of rape please tell someone. Even if your rapist said he'd kill you, tell someone. Its hard when you feel so violated and alone, but just know that someone is always listening. Even if You feel alone.

S&M Banned In 11 Countries... Too Sexy?

How I saw this one coming? Don't ask. Better yet! I'll tell you how I saw it coming. Rihanna is KNOWN for her imagery. Her videos 9 times out of 10 match the song to a T! That is what Rihanna is good at! The song is funky, spaztastic, and sexy! People are ALWAYS going to make it out to be something that its not! This video is a depiction of the sadomasochist relationship between her and the media the whips, the chains... Its just a way of saying "you love it when I'm bad and I love it when you say I'm bad." Rihanna is finally getting back to a place where she can act out and have fun with her music. How much do ya'll wanna bet every ILLUMINATI CHASER is about to say this video is "The Devil"? I'll put $20 bucks on it that every ILLUMINATI HEAD is about to find whatever they can in this video and call it the Devil (Just pay me now cause its about to happen.) Chile I'm so through with the uptight media! Stop that shit! Let go and let your hair down sometimes! Everything is NOT as bad as it seems until YOU make it seem that way... ya bunch of dumb fucks

[Video] Rihanna - Who's That Chick

*Sips My Sierra Mist* Well... Rihanna... I LIKE IT! IT MADE ME SHAKE MY RUMP! THANK YOU FOR GETTING OVER THAT BULLSHIT "IM GOTH BUT IM A GANGSTER, BUT I CRY WHEN SOMEONE HITS ME" PHASE! Seiko Approves!

Kanye speaking highly of people... in an interview that he WASN'T SUPPOSE TO DO! LOL

Kanye I'm proud of you for speaking so highly of so many people. Everybody knows Yeezy is quick to say "They don't deserve that shine! Beyonce does!" or "George Bush doesn't care about black people!" But to hear Kanye speak highly of some people was great to hear. Even though he fucked around and dropped the hint that Nicki Minaj did a verse on his album, that nobody was suppose to know about, on a radio interview that he wasn't even suppose to do. Hahaha. Kanye stop doin shit yo black ass know you aint suppose to be doin. lol, love you doe Kanye.

The illuminati Got Kanye... And for some reason Im surprised

Kanye... YOU LET THEM NIGGAS GET YOU!?!?!?! HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!