Album Review: @TheGame - Jesus Piece

Weeeeeeeell... I can't lie... This cover doesn't sit well with me... I mean Jesus was a pure man... Game got him blooded out throwin' up all types of 5's and while wearing his own face... Chile please, this is not about to worry me. Lets get into the music... This album is a lot more commerical BUT like Rihanna's "Unapologetic" its an OKAY album. This album is NOT what I was expecting. RED was so solid!!! I never thought I'd see the day Game would start putting out IGNORANT RAP! Don't get me wrong ALL of the album isn't ignorant, but I think we can all figure out which ones are ignorant... They have ignorant collaborators. Kendrick Lamar, Wiz Khalifa, Chris Brown and Common bought a certain lyrically insightful yet light hearted feel to the album. Elijah Blake's vocals bring us in with soul stirring vocals on "Freedom" and brought another prospective to this already diverse album. Although he brought something for you ignorant niggas, he had something for the people who needed to hear him spit from his soul. Not a number one album... But definitely worth a platinum plaque for 1,000,000 sold and a couple platinum plaques for "Celebration", "Freedom", "See No Evil" and I hate to say it... BUT! "Ali Bomaye". Good job Game! All in All This album is DEFINITELY worth buying.

Here's the tracklist!:

1. Scared Now feat. Meek Mill

2. Ali Bomaye feat. 2 Chainz & Rick Ross
3. Jesus Piece feat. Kanye West & Common
4. Pray feat. J. Cole & JMSN
5. Church
6. All That (Lady) feat. Lil Wayne, Big Sean, Fabolous, Jeremih
7. Heaven’s Arms
8. Name Me King – The Game, Pusha T
9. See No Evil – The Game, Kendrick Lamar, Tank
10. Can’t Get Right feat. K. Roosevelt
11. Hallelujah feat. Jamie Foxx
12. Freedom feat. Elijah Blake
13. Celebration feat. Chris Brown, Tyga, Wiz Khalifa, Lil Wayne

Deluxe Edition
14. Dead People (Prod. By Dr. Dre)
15. I Remember feat. Future & Young Jeezy
16. Blood Diamonds

Rice Cakes Never Prosper: KantGetEnoughOfYourLoveBaby (@Karrache)'s Reality Check

Oh sweet Jesus people! I've had about enough of all of this Kantstopwontstop talk and its about time we gave Tinkerbell's 3rd cousin a little reality check. Now I won't be as rude as some of you stans... come on now! Telling the girl to seek death? You ought to be read for filth for being on that bullshit!!! Back to the reality check! KoochieWallieWallie baby, You can have irrelevant Seiko Huffman from Baldwin Nobody Gave A Fuck come to your rescue all you want... It doesn't change the fact that you were rubbing your relationship in Rihanna's face doing catty shit on youtube to get her in a frenzy. Well the jokes on you sugar! The same thing you did is being done to you and you can't handle it. Lets be honest here sweetheart... Everybody else knew he was still in love with Rihanna... so why didn't you? The year that ya'll were together you let him fuck other females, run around with his boys and just do hoodrat things, but the MINUTE he starts hanging out with Rihanna again THATS when your feelings want to be hurt? Nobody really feels bad for you, even if they say they do. You played yourself sugar lump. With all of that being said tell irrelevant ass Seiko to stop trying to go at Melissa T. Forde because she, like you, is going to fuck around and get SHADED.

KanIgetsomeCheeseDip, THIS is the look we all get when we hear about you now... Slip back into the unknown Abyss and stop swinging from Breezy's nuts... At this point you just look stupid.

Hair Weave Fixer: Kemosabe Tran Photoed Out With Her Stylist

Now over the past couple days there has been speculation over this picture taken from Instagram captioned "Forget about last night... My hair weave killer". Karamelkrunchbar was caught have a night on the town with a young man who was not Chris Brown. Instead she hung out with her flaming stylist and friends... KanIGetARefill loves the gays as you guys know. Be serious people... Do you really think Kaliforniakingbed is going to fuck up her meal ticket?!?! Its clear that she is only threatened by Rihanna because if Chris and Rih get back together Klondikebar has to sink back into the Unknown Abyss... She's NOT stepping out on Chris no matter how long he continues to pelvis slap with Rihanna... She knows she's the side bitch and He knows shes the side bitch... She is going to stay in her lane... PERIOD.


Know your place!

The Sweet Pussy Queen is Back: @TheRealMajela Got A New Hit

Okay, so why did no one tell me that this bitch was on X Factor last year swinging her sweet pussy on stage in front of Simon Cowell? Well that is neither hear nor there! The Queen of Pussy Slanging (Salute that boy @jeremiahKOEking... We do still dick slang in 2012) Has a new hit single, I assume is produced by Stevie J since shes singing about her snatch (HEY STEEBIE!). The song is called "Queefy Farty Vagina" and children... She is serving all types of hot twat. Her hair and outfit, Lil Kim circa 1997, and those Karlie Redd style vocals and lyrics. Yes baby! Ya'll get into this and get into it right now!!!

That Lightskin Love: Kaliforniarollwithfreshwasabi Tran "Devastated" Over Rih Rih and Breezy Kiss

Well we all saw it coming. Thursday night at the VMA's we saw what we KNEW was coming... A public show of affection between the estranged lovers. Now it was reported that Chris would NOT be at the VMA's but at the last minute he threw on his suit and popped up with out his girl friend of 1 year Karrotcake Tran (NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO SAY HER NAME). She was said to be devastated by the very public show of affection. Now you guys KNOW I am not one to hold my tongue so here it goes:

KentuckyGrilledChicken!!! We already KNEW that Chris and Rihanna were still fuckin... So how the fuck didn't YOU know? Kanyoustandtherain, are you that pressed about becoming a model that you're will to risk your dignity? You look stupid! You look like Emily B. You KNOW he's fucking someone else and you play like you don't see it. Lord I pray they never give us a Love and Hip Hop LA cause that'll be a story we don't need to see!!!

That Pedestal: Give @ChrisBrown A Break

Alright, enough is enough! Now ya'll know I'm a blogger so I always check out the other blogs and read the comments that people leave. Lately people have been saying "Chris Brown looks so sick I hope hes okay" and "That nigga look strung out! Where are his friends?!" And in recent weeks I can admit that Chris has been looking like he needs a home cooked meal (Chris you better tell Krispychickenfreshlettucethreecheesesranchdressingwrappedupinatastyflourtortilla to learn how to cook!) But did any of you ever stop to think that MAYBE the stress of being put on a pedestal is making him lose all this weight? Enough is now enough. All you bloggers and readers have YET to realize what putting people on a pedestal does to them! We put Britney on a pedestal, She grew up in front of our eyes and instead of letting her make mistakes we went all in!!! A Year later she'd lost BOTH of her children, Shaved her head and been in and out of rehab 4 times already. We put Whitney on a pedestal, By the time any of us realized that nasty coke habit had come back to rear its ugly head, Whitney was divorced, back in rehab and losing the voice that made her the stand out star she was. 3 years after her comeback, She died. All those years of drug use, trying to cope with the stress of being put on this bright pink glittered pedestal BROKE HER. Now you're doing it to Chris Brown. He came into this game when he was 13 (Whose Girl is That & Yamaha Mama) and grew up right before our eyes. He made ONE mistake that cost him everything. He paid his dues and the person he wronged forgave him, but for some reason he can't live it down. People continue to ask him about it when he doesn't want to and then you nit pick and call him "Childish" when he was VISIBLY aggravated on stage, but waited til he wasn't around cameras to flip out and throw chairs. He tells a paparazzi "Dude thats gay" and hes a homophobe. He lip-syncs at the Billboard Awards and even THAT gave you cause to hate him. Now you want to say he looks sick? LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE! HOW MANY MORE EXAMPLES DO YOU NEED TO SEE THAT THESE PEDESTALS ARE HURTING PEOPLE!? BRITNEY, WHITNEY, BREEZY, RIH RIH, MILEY, DEMI, CHRISTINA... DO I NEED TO FUCKING CONTINUE!? Maybe if you treated them like NORMAL people who don't have status they wouldn't spin out of control. Think about the next time you decide to comment on a blog about Chris "Mo Bitches" Brown (Aye that nigga get ALL the hoes and I ain't even mad)

Dear @MomBreezy, GIVE THEM YOUR ASS TO KISS!

Dear Mama Joyce,

I know that the past couple days have been kind of rough for you with all the drama surrounding your very GENERAL tweets. Well I'm here to say that not all bloggers are going to turn those tweets into something to cry over. As a mother you have your sons best interest at heart (and we KNOW that he still has a place in his heart for Ri Ri) as do you. With that being said, and I say this with so much respect for you as a mother and a woman... GIVE THESE BLOGS THAT CHOSE TO MAKE YOU THE BAD GUY YOUR ASS TO KISS! Chris that goes for you too!!! Karruchae... Karinsurence... Krispychickenfreshlettuce... HOWEVER YOU SAY YOUR NAME WOMAN (it confuses the fuck out of me and THATS THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE!!!) Give em your little pancake ass to kiss too! I'd tell Rihanna to do it but shes been doin that for like 2 years now so there is no reason to even tell her too. Although I have my opinions (which does not matter much because I am on the outside looking in) It is also not my place to ASSUME anything unless I am going to do my research, which lets be frank this whole situation is really not even worth the attention its getting. It was a friggin' tweet. Bossip, Mediatakeout and any other major blog that is making this a "story" , simply because you have nothing else to talk about, need to get your life immediately.

Sincerely,
Seiko La'Rue
The Blogger With a Face
(I WANT EM TO KNOW WHO STYLIN' ON EM!!!)

Thank You @ChrisBrown For This New FAD!

Smh... I have no words for this fuckery! He tried to out do Amber rose and it just didn't work! Oh you coon of a fuckin coon!!! Thanks alot BREEZY. I blame you and Amber for this shit!

@ChrisBrown Goes at It With @frank_Ocean and @FuckTyler

So as many of you may know, Chris Brown got into it with Frank Ocean. Now MTO made it seem like Chris was saying that they were monkey ass niggas because they were DARK SKINNED... I beg to differ. Clearly Frank Ocean (Made famous by his song Novacane) took offense to something CB said and it all went to hell from there. Long story short... CB has been rockin this industry and been a platinum selling artist since 2005, Hes coming up on a decade so I just think that the boys of Odd Future should really watch whom they speak to. I mean lets be real, If you aint been in the game but 6 months you need not come up against somebody thats been major for 6+ years. Heres the tweets from CB's page.

Chris Brown comes for Kat Stacks LIFE... and so do I

Bwahahahaha! You all know you can come to SpeakSeiko.com and get your laughs. WELL TODAY YOU CAN COME GET YOUR LIFE! YAAAAAAAAAAS! Chris Brown came for Kat Stacks life via Twitter Tonight people! and I must say its the most HILARIOUS THING I'VE EVER SEEN! BWAHAHAHAHA

Lord Jesus I laughed so hard. The only thing Kat could say was that Breezy's dick game was wack. Like you really know! hahahaha! CB would run through fire before he fucked Kat Stacks. Hahahaha, unlike StupidBoy Snort It, Breezy has some kind of sense... smh, Kat just don't speak no more. Follow these instructions Below:

SIP SLOW YOU SIMPLE MINDED BITCH!

He Rockin That Man Purse

Many might say that usher is Gay for rocking a man purse. Personally I think theres nothing wrong with it. Granite he did pay $18,000 for it, but it looks good! Kanye and Chris Brown carry man Purses and nobody says they're gay... so why does Usher have to be gay. You homophobic bastards! sorry ya'll I got a little bit angry... I'm good though! Anyway, ya'll tell me what ya'll think... 2 SNAPS BITCHES!