Rice Cakes Never Prosper: KantGetEnoughOfYourLoveBaby (@Karrache)'s Reality Check

Oh sweet Jesus people! I've had about enough of all of this Kantstopwontstop talk and its about time we gave Tinkerbell's 3rd cousin a little reality check. Now I won't be as rude as some of you stans... come on now! Telling the girl to seek death? You ought to be read for filth for being on that bullshit!!! Back to the reality check! KoochieWallieWallie baby, You can have irrelevant Seiko Huffman from Baldwin Nobody Gave A Fuck come to your rescue all you want... It doesn't change the fact that you were rubbing your relationship in Rihanna's face doing catty shit on youtube to get her in a frenzy. Well the jokes on you sugar! The same thing you did is being done to you and you can't handle it. Lets be honest here sweetheart... Everybody else knew he was still in love with Rihanna... so why didn't you? The year that ya'll were together you let him fuck other females, run around with his boys and just do hoodrat things, but the MINUTE he starts hanging out with Rihanna again THATS when your feelings want to be hurt? Nobody really feels bad for you, even if they say they do. You played yourself sugar lump. With all of that being said tell irrelevant ass Seiko to stop trying to go at Melissa T. Forde because she, like you, is going to fuck around and get SHADED.

KanIgetsomeCheeseDip, THIS is the look we all get when we hear about you now... Slip back into the unknown Abyss and stop swinging from Breezy's nuts... At this point you just look stupid.

Hair Weave Fixer: Kemosabe Tran Photoed Out With Her Stylist

Now over the past couple days there has been speculation over this picture taken from Instagram captioned "Forget about last night... My hair weave killer". Karamelkrunchbar was caught have a night on the town with a young man who was not Chris Brown. Instead she hung out with her flaming stylist and friends... KanIGetARefill loves the gays as you guys know. Be serious people... Do you really think Kaliforniakingbed is going to fuck up her meal ticket?!?! Its clear that she is only threatened by Rihanna because if Chris and Rih get back together Klondikebar has to sink back into the Unknown Abyss... She's NOT stepping out on Chris no matter how long he continues to pelvis slap with Rihanna... She knows she's the side bitch and He knows shes the side bitch... She is going to stay in her lane... PERIOD.


Know your place!

The Sweet Pussy Queen is Back: @TheRealMajela Got A New Hit

Okay, so why did no one tell me that this bitch was on X Factor last year swinging her sweet pussy on stage in front of Simon Cowell? Well that is neither hear nor there! The Queen of Pussy Slanging (Salute that boy @jeremiahKOEking... We do still dick slang in 2012) Has a new hit single, I assume is produced by Stevie J since shes singing about her snatch (HEY STEEBIE!). The song is called "Queefy Farty Vagina" and children... She is serving all types of hot twat. Her hair and outfit, Lil Kim circa 1997, and those Karlie Redd style vocals and lyrics. Yes baby! Ya'll get into this and get into it right now!!!

And Its A Miss: @NICKIMINAJ Misses Again With "The Boys"

Nicki... Lord Jesus, Baby!... Go ahead and send your barbs and get it over with because I can tell you right now... Child you look like you are struggling! You can't that contouring right to save your life, we are still dealing with this war over your forehead that your lace front has launched against your eyebrows and to make matters worse you think doing a song with CASSIE of all people is going to save your ever drooping career?! Nicki you really are on that lacefront struggle huh?! OBVIOUSLY! Hell in the above picture you look like RuPaul before she got it together!!! I mean if you really want to hear that struggle Nicki and Cassie Got you covered (Click Here) but I'm telling you NOW... You are listening at your own risk! P.S. Oh Nicki I think its cute how you're still wearing SYNTHETIC... *looks around* What was that? *perplexed* Human hair you say?... BLANCHE!

You Ain't Bout Them Sales: @NICKIMINAJ Re-Releasing "Roman Reloaded"

Here's what HipHopWired had to tell us:

 Nicki Minaj spoke to The E! Network last night on the red carpet for theVideo Music Awards in Los Angeles. While she stopped to talk to the network, she revealed her plans to re release her latest album, Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded. She will call the album  The Re-Up and according to this interview, she will be dropping the album in November. The re-packaged-album will contain several new songs, with the first single premiering next week. 

 Nicki... Roman Reloaded was released almost 6 months ago and you're already re-releasing it??? LOOKS LIKE YOUR BARBZ WEREN'T ON THEIR JOB THIS GO AROUND!!! I guess Starships were NOT meant to fly and you're the only one Pounding The Alarm. All of that biting caught up with you because this album was unoriginal and it all sounded the same all the way around. Looks like your Barbz are getting just as tired of you as the rest of us are and within the next 2 years (As predicted) Nicki will fade in to obscurity and nobody will remember her or her bullshit music.

46 and STILL A Flop: @KARLIEREDD Take Several Seats

*Sips Spiked Kool-Aid* Karlie... You my dear are digging yourself into a deeper hole baby. Karlie you cannot be in your 20's because this movie as seen above came out in 2001 when you were clearly in your mid 30's. Not to mention this (Salute @xoBUG_) From the EARLY 90's!!!

 

Karlie! That is DEFINITELY you. This was back in 1997 so you HAD to be in your late 20's.

The Moral of this story is... DON'T LIE ABOUT YOUR AGE TO GET ON BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL FIND OUT THE TRUTH

Dried Up Bubblegum: @Rasheeda Take A STADIUM of Seats

Excuse me Ms. Buckner... I'm here to let you know that WE'RE NOT HERE FOR YOUR TACTICS TO GET ON... OR THAT LACKLUSTER CAREER. Now I tried to hold my tongue about Rasheeda's comments toward K. Michelle, but I can't hold it back anymore. As if I didn't like you before I REALLY don't like you now. First you come on the show as a 43 year old rapper (You've been doing it since 1990 give it up) and Now you want to defend someone elses house hold but can't defend your own. Rasheeda nobody is paying for that doggy chew toy you call an album. Take your molded bubble gum and that joke you call a career elsewhere. Maybe you should try being a model for Sears or maybe Macy's.

Harpo Who Dis White Woman?: @NickiMinaj 3 Years Later

Harpo! Who dis woman??? A few weeks ago Nicki released her "Pound the Alarm" video, which I refused to do a review for. Benny-Boom or no Benny Boom, Bitch you can't fool me!!! That was "Starships" with a bunch of bitches, a few flags and some feathers!!! But we're not here for the video... We're here for the above still. Now We are NOT going to talk about that those cheap Beauty World lashes and Earrings, That Miley Cyrus style bra and panties set or the fact that her lacefront won the battle for her forehead and has now ventured to the bridge of her nose... No children we're not here for ANY OF THAT. We're here for the 50 shades of YELLOW that Nicholas has been giving us for the past couple years. I know her stans are going to call me a hater but seriously??? WHO THE HELL IS THIS WHITE WOMAN!!! You can't say its the "LIGHTING" or the "WIG" because Nicki is CONSISTENTLY this light. Nicki is your quickly flopping career really worth turning into a pig faced white woman? AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY I'M WRONG BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT ALWAYS HAPPENS!!! I Love Michael Jackson, but in his last days HE LOOKED LIKE A WHITE WOMAN WITH A PORK FACE!!! Lil Kim has got an asian lady pork face! Nicki, cool it with the bleaching cream.

@iTyra's inspirational "Drag Dad" Documentary

I absolutely ADORE Tyra (James Ross) Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race. Now those of you that have followed her budding career know that Tyra, like other Drag Queens has a child. Now the Documentary shows the bonds of a child and his father whose profession is a little unorthadox, but is alot of fun and ultimately pays the bills. Now although I am ecstatic about seeing this documentary alot of people have so much negative to say about it. People are so up in arms about this, with statements like "Gay niggas aren't real men", "A gay man can't raise a son" and "you know what seeing his dad dressed like a woman is going to do to him?!?!" Its better then him growing up and getting to high school and getting ridiculed because His daddy is a drag queen. atleast he can prepare his son to deal with ignorant NOW while hes young enough to develop an understanding. At the end of the day, his sexual orientation takes a backseat to the fact that hes THERE. Hes not in jail, hes not on drugs, hes not pimping, hes not gangbanging, hes not selling drugs! HES THERE! and for the information of all those saying that Gay Men "Aren't REAL MEN" believe it or not Gay men regardless how prissy are REAL MEN. I bet you won't talk crazy to them or try to come at them sideways. They might wear skirts and heels but buck the fuck up and see if their voice don't drop and them paws start swinging. Now enjoy the very pretty Tyra Sanchez or get raped by a pack of midgets!!!

 

Jay Sean Ft. That Girl - 2012

Wow! Nicki actually didnt disappoint with this verse! she did a good job. Kudos Nicki! over all I like the song and video.