The Sweet Pussy Queen is Back: @TheRealMajela Got A New Hit

Okay, so why did no one tell me that this bitch was on X Factor last year swinging her sweet pussy on stage in front of Simon Cowell? Well that is neither hear nor there! The Queen of Pussy Slanging (Salute that boy @jeremiahKOEking... We do still dick slang in 2012) Has a new hit single, I assume is produced by Stevie J since shes singing about her snatch (HEY STEEBIE!). The song is called "Queefy Farty Vagina" and children... She is serving all types of hot twat. Her hair and outfit, Lil Kim circa 1997, and those Karlie Redd style vocals and lyrics. Yes baby! Ya'll get into this and get into it right now!!!

That Lightskin Love: Kaliforniarollwithfreshwasabi Tran "Devastated" Over Rih Rih and Breezy Kiss

Well we all saw it coming. Thursday night at the VMA's we saw what we KNEW was coming... A public show of affection between the estranged lovers. Now it was reported that Chris would NOT be at the VMA's but at the last minute he threw on his suit and popped up with out his girl friend of 1 year Karrotcake Tran (NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO SAY HER NAME). She was said to be devastated by the very public show of affection. Now you guys KNOW I am not one to hold my tongue so here it goes:

KentuckyGrilledChicken!!! We already KNEW that Chris and Rihanna were still fuckin... So how the fuck didn't YOU know? Kanyoustandtherain, are you that pressed about becoming a model that you're will to risk your dignity? You look stupid! You look like Emily B. You KNOW he's fucking someone else and you play like you don't see it. Lord I pray they never give us a Love and Hip Hop LA cause that'll be a story we don't need to see!!!

iBreath! Thank You @KidFury For My Life

I have no words! just... ugh! I GOT MY LIFE FROM THIS VIDEO I SWEAR!