Back to Business: The Love & Hip Hop Read

Yeeeeeeeeees Sugar Babies! I am... BACK!!! Oh how I've missed giving you guys your LIFE!!! Well I'm back and Just in time to give a full read on this ratchet train wreck we call Love and Hip Hop Atlanta! Lets get into this!:



Traci... Drew! Y'all may not be a couple? But you are DEFINITELY still fucking. Traci would have no reason to constantly get upset if there was nothing going on between you two. So, I'm thinking y'all need to stop fucking and keep it at STRICTLY co-parenting. Thanks



Oh Che... So pretty in make up... Until you open your mouth!!! Now here's the problem... Che you don't like Joseline and Joseline doesn't like you... Why try to do a song with her when you knew it would result in you getting shaded to high heaven? And WHY would you go out and get braces without getting your teeth whitened first?! My dear I understand the struggle is real, but let your hustle be your own. Don't depend on a track with Joseline getting you anywhere because you are in a completely different genre!



Stevie and Joseline... I see your hustle! I fuck with your hustle! You have a solid bond... Stevie... Joseline is your biggest money maker NEVER do anything to piss her off! That little contract you have? Can EASILY be turned over in a court of law my dear. Not just that, but Stevie how do you STILL not have a car with all that money you're making! You're still getting royalties for the over 400 songs that you've produced! I don't know chile, I guess Joseline is just more of a hustler than you are.



Scrappy! Lord JESUS! Where do I start? You know what? I'm going to keep it real short sweet and too the point! Scrappy you don't DESERVE a woman like Erica! You deserve a scally wag like Shay. Someone, that like yourself, is still trying to come up off their old hustle. Erica to this day works a 9 to 5 to make sure that Imani is taken care of. What does Shay do again? Oh okay. Scrappy who is checking for you? Oh Alright. Yet Erica is all of a sudden a gold digger and a "bad mom". Keep it cute Scrappy.



MOMMA DEE! SITCHO SCAR LOOKING ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE AND GET SOME BUSINESS OF YOUR OWN!!! GOTDAMN! 



Mama Mingnon!!! Yes GOD lady! You better work! Now here is what I love about Erica and her mother... Her mother knows her place and she knows WHEN to have a seat. Now the night that Erica almost put hands and feet on Momma Dee Mingnon made it very clear... I'm not going to let Erica get too out of pocket, but I'll be damned if Momma Dee even THINKS about touching my daughter. This is why I love this lady. Erica is going to age VERY WELL.



Chile... Oluremi we are just going to PRAY for you and all that insecurity you have going on.



Rasheeda You have a NERVE to say Karlie has no talent when the only Memorable song you had was "Bubblegum" Chile CHEESE. You and Kirk's set up storyline is getting real old real quick! I'm not going to waste too much time on you, your down low husband OR your "career".



... Bitch I am NOT with you! I can't even read K. Michelle cause she's reading everybody else for FILTH this season! And I DO NOT blame her.

Welp that's all for right now my sugar lumps! Its good to be back.

The Sweet Pussy Queen is Back: @TheRealMajela Got A New Hit

Okay, so why did no one tell me that this bitch was on X Factor last year swinging her sweet pussy on stage in front of Simon Cowell? Well that is neither hear nor there! The Queen of Pussy Slanging (Salute that boy @jeremiahKOEking... We do still dick slang in 2012) Has a new hit single, I assume is produced by Stevie J since shes singing about her snatch (HEY STEEBIE!). The song is called "Queefy Farty Vagina" and children... She is serving all types of hot twat. Her hair and outfit, Lil Kim circa 1997, and those Karlie Redd style vocals and lyrics. Yes baby! Ya'll get into this and get into it right now!!!

She Should Stop Frontin': More Tea Is Spilled about @MimiFaust

The more and more I watch this show... The more and more I find out about Oluremi. Apparently Joseline was VERY RIGHT for calling Mimi a groupie bitch she was not lying (Something I already figured out). The tea has finally been spilled! Not only was she a jump off to Ja'Rule, Diddy and Stevie J... She fucked HALF OF BMF! Now, for those of you in Atlanta you KNOW, BMF had OVER 300 people... Thats alot of dick for someone who ISN'T a slut bitch to take. Oh Mimi, how your house of cards is now falling.

@2Chainz and @NickiMinaj Drop New Video, @HitmanStevieJ Produces Another Hit

Well!!! We heard the song about a week ago and as to be expected? Lame lyrics, Average stripper bitches, and the never ending turf war between Nicki's Lace front and her eyebrows. This Video? BEEZ IN THE TRAP ALL OVER AGAIN! The strippers were average AT BEST. Where was Maliah and Draya when you need them??? Hell Joseline would have been a step up from some of the strippers in this video. All in all? It was one big high def cluster fuck and I'm not here for it. But you can see for yourself.

 

Stevie J Has a New Hit Under His Belt

 

Now alot of you remember Meelah from 702. Well shes coming out with some new music and its sounding like a new hit under Stevie J's belt. Yes children as crazy as he is Stevie is and has always been one of the best producers of our time (Swizz Beak sit down somewhere). Well Meela has DEFINITELY been working so... for your listening pleasure... Here's a little R&B Leakage for those that still believe in Good music.

Meelah "I Should Let You Go"

Hey Pretty Girl: @MsJoseline looks Stunning in New Photoshoot

Look at that smile... but look at those LEGS! Good God!!! Joseline did a very Sexy photoshoot and she looked absolutely STUNNING! I love her with the longer straight hair. It softens her other wise very strong features and brings out her gorgeous cheek bones. Some people say she still looks like a man but seriously people lets just be honest Joseline looks AMAZING and all the hate in the world isn't changing that. Gone Head Joseline! Let have baby!