Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Seiko The Hater: The Truth Behind The Read


Oh I revile in being called a hater, but I do want to set some things straight so here I am. I want to send BIG shout outs to Jamar84 of YouTube for allowing that read on his page. Now as far as how the read was handled? I admit I do sound a BIT like a hater and in some ways? I do have a bias for the other people on the show. Joseline, Benzino, Stevie J, Joseline, K. Michelle and even Che Mack came on to the show and showed THEMSELVES and that lovelies is why they didn't get read for filth. Traci is more so an opportunist than anything. Rasheeda is really embarrassing herself and her family for a CHECK and MiMi is trying to play like she has so much class. Yes the show is scripted, but there is a big difference in a scripted show and people ACTIVELY faking their life to make money. That my dears is what pisses me off the most so here we go:


MiMi's Sketchy Past
The tea on MiMi WAS spilled first season, but a lot of people didn't want to believe it. A lot of you wanted to believe that MiMi was a victim. All I heard was "They were together for 15 years how could he treat her that way!!!" Now the issue is that MiMi's past isn't just SKETCHY... In fact it is more stained than Joseline's. Had MiMi stepped up and OWNED who she was? It wouldn't be coming out now. Joseline on the other hand OWNS who she is and makes no apologies for it. From the molly popping to knocking off half the "haves" in Atlanta, New York and L.A.? MiMi who are you to judge ANYONE? Oh thats right, a former video heaux with a pension for fucking romantically involved and even MARRIED celebrities. 


Rasheeda & Kirk's Big Heist
Yes people I called it a heist because whether you want to believe it or not their "storyline" set the stage for them to get MORE camera time and MORE money. Now word on the curb is that Kirk and Rasheeda are actually a lot more broke then they make themselves appear, and the fault lies with Rasheeda's failing music career. Spending Thousands and Thousands of dollars on low budget music videos and photoshoots for albums and singles that AREN'T selling. Is Rasheeda a BEAUTIFUL woman? Yes, especially for her age. Lets just be real here, Rasheeda is so busy spending money on something that ISN'T working that she is running through money that they should be SAVING. The Remedy? Amp up the drama on the show for more screen time. It was that or get replaced again. Do I hate Rasheeda? No! I do however hate it when people PRETEND to go through it when there are people out here who really ARE going through it. 



Traci Steele The Opportunist
Traci IS in fact an opportunist. Traci was dating a man who refused to go on the show with her so she asked the father of her child to do the show. Traci Steele is ALL ABOUT A PAYCHECK and that's fine... Just don't try to make us feel stupid. We know you and Drew are still fucking around... No need to convince us that you're not. 


Now! As far as Karli is concerned... I don't think anybody likes her.


Welp That's pretty much it people. Not a hater just someone whose sick of the fraudulence. 

Thursday, June 6, 2013

@NICKIMINAJ Becomes the Face of "MYX Fusion" Moscato!

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Dear God Nicki looks GORGEOUS! I've always thought Nicki was a beautiful woman so it is no surprise that she is the face of SOMEBODY'S brand. The platinum selling rapper/singer/actress is now the face of Mona Scott-Youngs "Myx Fusion" Moscato and I personally couldn't be happier. Some of you are going to call me a hypocrite so let me go ahead and list 10 Reasons why I actually Like Nicki... OUTSIDE of her "Rapping"

1. She's Beautiful

Look at that BONE STRUCTURE! Nicki could have EASILY been somebody's model. I love her with minimal make up because it really brings out that gorgeous bone structure of hers.

2. Shes Animated

I can NEVER deny that Nicki's animated personality ON STAGE is a huge turn off for me... But as an ACTRESS?! I Adore it! She REALLY played her role in Ice Age 4 because of her animated personality.

3. Shes a sweetheart 


When shes not on stage? Nicki is the sweetest per... ONIKA is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. It kind of saddens me that people want her to be Nicki Minaj ALL THE TIME and I can tell its almost sickening to her for her to HAVE TO BE Nicki all the time. I see that she can be so sweet, but some of her antics are just completely  over the top and it takes away from how much of a sweetie pie she really is.

4. Shes SMART

As dumb as people think Nicki is? She's actually VERY SMART. She has closed a lot of her own deals (Which is why some people say she's a nightmare to work with) She knows what she wants, what her brand is and what she wants her brand to continue to be. It takes smarts to build your own empire the way Nicki is so I have to give her credit for that.

5. Shes BOLD

The picture speaks for itself. I love Lil Kim but KIM wouldn't even wear something like this... Neither would Lady Gaga! and look at her boobs!

6. She can Sing her ass off

Turn off the auto-tune and let her just SING. Nicki's voice is beautiful (no its not just CUTE Kid Fury) The girl can actually sing really well and I personally prefer her singing over her rapping.

7. Shes Ambitious

A perfume set, a MAC lipstick, an O.P.I Fingernail polish, ADIDAS, Pepsi and Beats by Dre endorsements and that's just to name a few... It took Rihanna 5 years to get a perfume while it only took Nicki 2. Nicki is DEFINITELY bringing in that coinage and it takes ambition to do that

8. Shes Funny

Yes! Nicki is funny! When she actually uses that thing we call SHADE to her advantage. Sometimes she lets her emotions speak and it just diminishes the funny that was attached to her shade...

9. She has adorability

LOOK AT THOSE DIMPLES! SHES A GROWN WOMAN AND WHEN YOU SEE THOSE DIMPLES THE FIRST THING YOU THINK IS... AWWWWWWWWW SHE SO CUTE!

10. Shes a dope Actress

About 2 years ago a video came out on worldstar in which Nicki had a starring role. Some people said she did a horrible job... I think she did AMAZING. Nicki had so much charisma even in this low budget bootleg production. She gives off the vibe that when acting she really gets INTO the role.

Now here's why YOU PEOPLE Think I hate the girl...


I just want her to bring THIS back


Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Back to Business: The Love & Hip Hop Read



Yeeeeeeeeees Sugar Babies! I am... BACK!!! Oh how I've missed giving you guys your LIFE!!! Well I'm back and Just in time to give a full read on this ratchet train wreck we call Love and Hip Hop Atlanta! Lets get into this!:



Traci... Drew! Y'all may not be a couple? But you are DEFINITELY still fucking. Traci would have no reason to constantly get upset if there was nothing going on between you two. So, I'm thinking y'all need to stop fucking and keep it at STRICTLY co-parenting. Thanks



Oh Che... So pretty in make up... Until you open your mouth!!! Now here's the problem... Che you don't like Joseline and Joseline doesn't like you... Why try to do a song with her when you knew it would result in you getting shaded to high heaven? And WHY would you go out and get braces without getting your teeth whitened first?! My dear I understand the struggle is real, but let your hustle be your own. Don't depend on a track with Joseline getting you anywhere because you are in a completely different genre!



Stevie and Joseline... I see your hustle! I fuck with your hustle! You have a solid bond... Stevie... Joseline is your biggest money maker NEVER do anything to piss her off! That little contract you have? Can EASILY be turned over in a court of law my dear. Not just that, but Stevie how do you STILL not have a car with all that money you're making! You're still getting royalties for the over 400 songs that you've produced! I don't know chile, I guess Joseline is just more of a hustler than you are.



Scrappy! Lord JESUS! Where do I start? You know what? I'm going to keep it real short sweet and too the point! Scrappy you don't DESERVE a woman like Erica! You deserve a scally wag like Shay. Someone, that like yourself, is still trying to come up off their old hustle. Erica to this day works a 9 to 5 to make sure that Imani is taken care of. What does Shay do again? Oh okay. Scrappy who is checking for you? Oh Alright. Yet Erica is all of a sudden a gold digger and a "bad mom". Keep it cute Scrappy.



MOMMA DEE! SITCHO SCAR LOOKING ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE AND GET SOME BUSINESS OF YOUR OWN!!! GOTDAMN! 



Mama Mingnon!!! Yes GOD lady! You better work! Now here is what I love about Erica and her mother... Her mother knows her place and she knows WHEN to have a seat. Now the night that Erica almost put hands and feet on Momma Dee Mingnon made it very clear... I'm not going to let Erica get too out of pocket, but I'll be damned if Momma Dee even THINKS about touching my daughter. This is why I love this lady. Erica is going to age VERY WELL.



Chile... Oluremi we are just going to PRAY for you and all that insecurity you have going on.



Rasheeda You have a NERVE to say Karlie has no talent when the only Memorable song you had was "Bubblegum" Chile CHEESE. You and Kirk's set up storyline is getting real old real quick! I'm not going to waste too much time on you, your down low husband OR your "career".



... Bitch I am NOT with you! I can't even read K. Michelle cause she's reading everybody else for FILTH this season! And I DO NOT blame her.

Welp that's all for right now my sugar lumps! Its good to be back.

Saturday, December 22, 2012

You Wear It Well @LilMama

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Well well well! I always thought Lil Mama, real name Niatia Jessica Kirkland, was a beautiful young lady, but it always seemed that no matter how she tried the rest of you thought she looked like Bow Wow in a wig (Bow Wow is a gorgeous little man so lets not tried to shade her or him). It seems as though Lil Mama has found a look that fits her. The 23 year old Brooklyn rapper is now a blonde bombshell and I absolutely love it! Now! I don't really like the combat boots... the spikes scare me, but this look works for her!!! The pint sized rapper still has her own unique style and it amazes me that she can hit a red carpet dressed casually or dressed up and still look better then your fave. That girl has a fashion sense.

Friday, December 21, 2012

@TheRealEve Releases Video Teaser for "She Bad Bad"


In the mighty name of JESUS!!! EVE! What the fuck did we tell you about this "song"?!?! We are not here for it woman! This song sounds like something you dug out of Nicki Minaj's cotton candy colored litter box and we don't want it! Now Eve I love you I do, but I'm not buying it, putting it on lay away and I do not want a credit like for it. Get it outta here! The video looks cute though! I'll be watching it on mute. How about YOU guys?


Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Karma: @GloGovan Can Get Her 17 Laughs off of @AdizBambi


Jesus is on the mainline and I think Gloria Govan might have asked for Bambi to be blasted. So As you guys know, Bambi bragged about Brooke's Ex being the black Saint Nick... Well it turns out the Black Saint Nick was just trying to help a bum bitch live better! After he became the subject of the show (Which he didn't sign up for) He decided to clear the air. Here's what Saint Nick had to say:

First off, I’d like to state that I did not sign up for Basketball Wives LA. I was not a cast member, but somehow I have been made an unwilling participant in the Bambi/Brooke drama. I don’t owe the fans (of BBWLA) any response, but I would like to clear a few things up since it seems the truth has been stretched too far. Here are the facts…
1. I respect Brooke for trying to handle the situation with class, and not make the story or Bambi too relevant on the show, but she should’ve just told it like it was. Years ago, I dated Brooke, and was serious about her. Bambi was just a toss she found out about.

2. “Street dope boy”? NO!!!! I’ve been a private investor since 2004 on 4 existing businesses and multiple start-ups. I help people build or save their dreams. In 8 short years I’ve been blessed to have grown to where I am now. Yes, I’m a hustler, in the business world, and my money is clean. Not all money is Hollywood money, or drug money people. Grow up. 

3. I am NOT a trick. I’m a real nigga like any other real nigga out here that works hard for the people I love. My lady represents me, and if she’s holding me down there’s nothing ima get for myself, that I won’t get for her too. Brooke was my lady, Bambi was not. If Bambi thinks the crumbs I threw her are worth bragging and creating a whole reality show story about, it just confirms the type of chick she is. Trash! 

4. Brooke and I threw a big party. We flew all of Brooke’s friends in 1st class to host. We put them up in the Ritz Carlton, gave them their own VIP section with bottles. Bambi and her homegirl were also flown in, Coach. I put them at the Comfort Inn and stashed them in another section with my boys and gave them A bottle to share. FACTS. Was I wrong for having a toss at the same party as my lady? Yeah, Because I think Bambi saw the difference in how I treated her.That’s what kicked off this one-way drama between her and Brooke 

5. Bambi took pictures with Brooke at the party and posted them online. I don’t know if she did it as a fan, to be funny, or to get under my skin. But she did it. 

6. When Brooke hit up Bambi and found out she was my slide, Bambi hit me and asked me to change her name in my phone so she could keep talking to me. Niggas know, that is a sign she was a professional toss. NO main chick even thinks to do something like that. 

7. I don’t know Malaysia. Never even met the chick. Her asking Brooke about my whereabouts was confusing and strange to me. 

8. I’m flattered but also a bit offended at this “Black Santa” shit. Anyone who really knows me knows I have high standards and priorities. If I fucked with Bambi like that her, Black Santa’s first “present” would’ve been some porcelain veneers, then a better wardrobe. I wouldn’t even let an ex-lady of mine walk around like that

9. If Bambi was looking for a “Black Santa” to upgrade her shoe game and invest in her music career, she DID NOT find that in me. I wife women that are already used to a certain level of luxury and are already established or investing in their own shit. Fly women that are gonna motivate me to go get it and share it with them. I don’t save or rescue ho ho hoes.

10. Bambi says she didn’t sleep with me. This is true. Well, actually, ”I didn’t sleep with her” would be more accurate wording. And once you peep the pic of her p%ssy she sent me(attached) you’ll see why. Garbage! 

Now with all of that being said!!! Unlike all the other websites that posted this story (thank you thatsenuff) I'm not going to be politically correct... cause its my gotdamn blog and I don't have to be so fuckin DEAL WITH IT BITCHES!!! (Love you guys thought) I got the picture... I'm showing the picture... I am LAUGHING AT THE PICTURE!!!

Bambi this is what happens when you brag about another woman's man giving you gifts while calling Gloria a heaux, please make sure he didn't Ayana Marie your ass and have you flying coach while not treating you to chipotle after you sucked his man meat.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Exposing a Fraud: @iDeloreon's Time Has Come


First of all, I'm sorry but he looks a little... Ya know what I'm not going to say it because that is an insult to Down Syndrome Children EVERYWHERE! Alright my little truth speakers. Its time to go ahead and set some things straight. If you have purchased ANYTHING on iTunes from DeLoreon... GET YOUR MONEY BACK!... So you can pay it to the right person... DeLoreon has been stealing music from a very dear musical friend of mine. Some of you can remember 2 years ago when I really got this website started... Fedarro was my Artist of the month. Well, Deloreon (If that's even his real name) has been stealing Fedarro's music and passing it off as his own for YEARS. Now I have a bone to pick with Tre Melvin and Freddy E. Buhler they've been sending around Deloreon's "links" when their not his songs! Now I DM'd Tre Melvin because I wasn't going to amp on him for not knowing, But I told Freddy out right "Stop sending his links because its not his music." Now some of you are going to say... WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU YOU NEED MORE PEEEEEOPLE!!!! I got you.

In the above video, DeLoreon is PROVEN to be a liar. After he and Fedarro sing the exact same song you can clearly tell whose voice matches the vocals on the actual tracks.

Now in this second video he clearly says "Yeah I stole your shit"... If At this point you still do not believe that Deloreon is a liar I have one more for you.

Fedarro has been putting his blood, sweat, tears and time into his music all to have his music his money and everything else stolen from him by this fraud ass nigga Deloreon!

In conclusion... Stop supporting this nigga. He is NOT the man he's running around claiming he is... Nah... FEDARRO IS THE MAN BEHIND THE VOICE!

Pot Meet Kettle: A Little Tea about @AdizBambi


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Alright everybody. I've been meaning to do this for WEEKS now. Alot of you that watch BBWLA know that Bambi has repeatedly called Mrs. Matt Barnes a ho. Now! All we know about that situation is that somebody from Game's Black Wall Street click was tweeting about smashing Gloria. Never were their any pictures, but more over we know how immature the men from Black Wall Street can be. I don't doubt that Gloria might have had her fun while her and Matt spent that 8 months apart but she was single so that's her business, but Bambi lets not throw shots at Gloria when you're not squeaky clean either. As you guys recall in the show Bambi saying she had to go back to Atlanta to do somethings with her music. Well before the show aired, when we found out who the cast was it was rumored that Bambi was fucking for tracks... Well it turns out thats not so much a rumor. Bambi was running around Atlanta laying it low and spreading it wide for tracks and studio time while trying to land herself a baller... At the same damn time. Now you can say I'm mean, but NOBODY in the industry really fucks with Bambi outside of Game's entourage (You know, the people who don't do any type of rapping, producing or songwriting but want to be in the club with Game popping bottles.) Bambi is as of right now... AS I TYPE... only worth about $200,000... but you want to come for someone who is CLEARLY stunting on your broke ass. Chile please. The Govan Sisters alone are worth damn near $30 Million and yet the ONLY THING you can say about Them is that their fake... Meanwhile you're sucking dicks like their jolly ranchers for studio time and you want people to be #TeamBambi... Girl BYE! You and that Blond wig that you stole from Beyonce's trash can need to have a stadium of seats because what we are NOT here for is your Chief Keef-esque style of Rap or your Playboy Bunny reject looks. As my auntie Sweet Brown would say...
 
Now find you a life and get it Bambi... Thank you.

Album Review: @TheGame - Jesus Piece


Weeeeeeeell... I can't lie... This cover doesn't sit well with me... I mean Jesus was a pure man... Game got him blooded out throwin' up all types of 5's and while wearing his own face... Chile please, this is not about to worry me. Lets get into the music... This album is a lot more commerical BUT like Rihanna's "Unapologetic" its an OKAY album. This album is NOT what I was expecting. RED was so solid!!! I never thought I'd see the day Game would start putting out IGNORANT RAP! Don't get me wrong ALL of the album isn't ignorant, but I think we can all figure out which ones are ignorant... They have ignorant collaborators. Kendrick Lamar, Wiz Khalifa, Chris Brown and Common bought a certain lyrically insightful yet light hearted feel to the album. Elijah Blake's vocals bring us in with soul stirring vocals on "Freedom" and brought another prospective to this already diverse album. Although he brought something for you ignorant niggas, he had something for the people who needed to hear him spit from his soul. Not a number one album... But definitely worth a platinum plaque for 1,000,000 sold and a couple platinum plaques for "Celebration", "Freedom", "See No Evil" and I hate to say it... BUT! "Ali Bomaye". Good job Game! All in All This album is DEFINITELY worth buying.

Here's the tracklist!:

1. Scared Now feat. Meek Mill
2. Ali Bomaye feat. 2 Chainz & Rick Ross
3. Jesus Piece feat. Kanye West & Common
4. Pray feat. J. Cole & JMSN
5. Church
6. All That (Lady) feat. Lil Wayne, Big Sean, Fabolous, Jeremih
7. Heaven’s Arms
8. Name Me King – The Game, Pusha T
9. See No Evil – The Game, Kendrick Lamar, Tank
10. Can’t Get Right feat. K. Roosevelt
11. Hallelujah feat. Jamie Foxx
12. Freedom feat. Elijah Blake
13. Celebration feat. Chris Brown, Tyga, Wiz Khalifa, Lil Wayne
Deluxe Edition
14. Dead People (Prod. By Dr. Dre)
15. I Remember feat. Future & Young Jeezy
16. Blood Diamonds


Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Keyboard Bangers: Bashing @EvelynLozada For Fun?


Now before I start... I am in no way condoning Evelyn's behavior in the past. NOW, lets get into this! As I was on Bossip and they were talking about Basketball Wives Miami I brought up the fact that I did indeed purchase a couple of Evelyn's Eyeshadow sets (Which were stolen one fateful weekend) and I was hit with MASSIVE hate. People I'm going to make this short and sweet and EXTREMELY BLUNT. Evelyn may not be a perfect person, hell she admitted she was a hoe on national television and instead of people saying "Well at least SHE knows who she is and shes not hiding from it" all you saw was "Shes still a disgusting person and a gold digging whore!" NEWS FLASH BITCHES: To some extent ALL WOMEN are gold diggers! Are you going to marry someone who is financially stable or are you going to marry someone who can't keep a job, doesn't help cook or clean, doesn't help with the kids and sits on his ass and plays  xbox360 all day? Exactly, you're going to marry the man that can match your fly and take care of home. Evelyn is just looking for SECURITY like most women are. Now as much as ya'll judge the fuck out of her... JUDGE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR OWN SITUATION. I'm leaving it at that because there will be backlash so I must save room for that.